21 bottles.

I ban the lurking Sven.

23 bottles. Oh no, I meant to put the ban there. No joke.

25 bottles of where did I put my brain?

26 bottles of maybe it is in your head?

27 bottles of anti mod rum!

28 bottles of *bang*. My peanut.

wait why are we giving up our rum for this thread?

30 bottles of don't ask useless questions or the KGB and/or Rum Police will get you and you will take a "leave of absence" forever.

30 bottles of rum glued on the wal

31 questions of listen to the Witchdoctor, SEAKING.

32 bottles of if you don't listen to him, he can turn you into a frog. Or worse.

33 bottles of I'll turn you into a Unicorn. Not that bad, you say? Well, you can't see anything because of the horn, you have to deal with the depression of being the last unicorn, you'll be constantly sighted and hunted, and you leave a rainbow every time you move, making you easy to spot. Being a frog is starting to sound pretty sweet about now, eh?