I ban Deadpool for having a weird avatar.

I ban Cat because it's the only sane thing in an insane world.

I ban Dead for she is not a kitty.

I ban Dan because this is how my reality works.

I ban Dead for his "reality."

I ban reality.

I ban Jules because you see....

Banning reality isn't as simple as counting to 74. It involves a fundamental education based on arithmetics and geography. To ban reality is to ban fish out of water in hot hot lava on a Tuesday afternoon... It accomplishes nothing and it makes little sense to do so..

I ban Dead for trying to sound like his mind came back to him in the middle of the night.

I ban Cresvy... Like my new avvie?

I ban Muffin for trying to look cool with his editingishness.

I ban muffin for his new epic avvie. I like it a lot, lot.

I ban Davy for banning Muffin for the same reason as Crest.

I ban Sharktooth cuz I'm cool that way.

I ban Davy for thinking banning me makes him cool.

I ban McSharky for misconstruing it that way.