19 bottles.

20 bottles. What is on the agenda?

21 bottles. To annoy and disturb the populace who come to the activites forum! And drink rum.

Rum is good.

22 bottles. Well, my name covers 98% of the 1st page of the Activities forum.

24 bottles. I still think it is quite a feat.

26 bottles. Hey look, someone is on my side for once.

28 bottles. Did ya notice im a ranter?

29 bottles. Yes, we all did.

30 bottles. Just don't try to out rant me. I can go a pretty long time.

31 bottles. Why arent you a ranter?

32 bottles. I rant, but I prefer to keep my ranting identity secret.

33 bottles. Meh, they should have rum minion ones!