I ban Rich for even thinking about banning me.... and then actually doing it....

I ban akamystic.

I ban Dark Pixie for having a nearly unbeatable reason.

I ban Skiper for the clever sarcasm....

I skip akamystic to ban Skip, because sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

I ban Dark Pixie because using sarcasm yourself would create a paradox in your own statement.

I ban Skip, as there was no sarcasm in my last ban.

I ban Hammy. Spam isn't good for you, you know...

I ban DP because your Bans are not good for anything.

I ban HTS for the awesome ban.

I ban my pal TSC.... good morning...

I ban Good Ol' Aka... Good day to you sir.

I ban TSC because his avvie makes him look long in the tooth.