I ban crest because this game is now making me mad.

I ban Dog for thats not the only thing that can make you mad :P -Poke Poke Poke Poke- Mwuahahaha!

I ban PJ for provoking.

I ban J cause i'm serious, each time I hit Dark and a skull drops it acts like I didn't.

I ban crest for getting in my way.

I ban Dog for not having ban master lightning fingers.

I ban Crest for I'm Sven's very own noob!

I ban the taste you can see by the rainbow!

I ban J because you're a noob.

I ban dead for getting in my way.

I ban Dog because I know I'm a noob but I'm Sven's Grow A Noob!

I ban J for being a noob.

I ban Dog for how hard I try I can't get out of the noob status :(

I ban J because I don't remember how this happened.

I ban Dog for you can't remember how what happened

I ban PJ for pointing out Dog's lack of remembrance.

I ban Crest for pointing out PJ pointing stuff out.

I ban Sven for pointing out the pointoutingness of the past few posts.

I ban Crest because I must have been on vacation when this happened.

I ban Dog for Its Holiday not vacation

I ban J cause it was a vacation.

I ban Dog because It was a holiday

I ban J because he's talking bout England.

I ban Dog for finally understanding it's Biscuit not cookie Pavement not sidewalk Autumn not fall Holiday not vacation Pounds not dollar Prime Minister or The Queen not president Pence not cent.

I ban PJ for giving us a crash course in speaking English English.

I skip Crest to ban PJ for once again solidifying his noob status.

I ban Sven for I have failed.

I ban Deadpool for being Deadpool and not Pooldead.

I ban Andrew because that's what they want me to do!
Wait.... I banned Andrew!

I ban Dead for being invisible.

How dare you ban me.

I ban Andrew because now i'm invisible.

- drinks phantom spirits -

I ban Andrew for somehow knowing I'm invisible. Did the voices in my head tell you?

I ban Dead for banning the wrong person.

I ban Dog because my targetting system is going crazy

I ban Dead for using a targeting system. Just shoot!

I ban Crest because some need that in Cannon Defense.

I ban Dog for not being a part of that "some"

I ban super lazers.... -looks at the death star-

I ban Muffin.

I ban Fules.

I ban Sven!!!

I ban brains

I ban Dead for banning brains because brains are awesome and allow us to think.

I ban David for thinking Dead needs his brain to think. He only needs it to think STRAIGHT.

Bans Crest for telling people what to do!

Banned for not following my orders. I have the rule book!

I ban Crest in order to steal the rule book.

I ban Sven for stealing my rule book! The rule book says that's not allowed!

Bans Crest because pirates always break rules.

I second that.

I ban Sven for not banning.

I do not second that.

Banned........

Banished...

I ban Sven for banishing his minion. now what shall you do?

I ban Crest for thinking that I am Sven's minion.

I ban my minion for misbehaving.

I ban the perma-minion above me. Muahahaha.

I ban perma-bans. If we used those, the ban game would cease to be useful!

I perma-ban anyone not named Sven that has ever posted in the ban game.

I BaNight all noobs!

I ban my minion to sleep.

i ban all the banning that has happen when i was gone lol i ban muffin for his avvie i ban j for his english speaking crash course i will never understand btw lol and i ban sven for i must

I ban Angel for reading all that.

i ban sven for i had to and im tired walked the park today so good night! :D

I ban Angel good night!

I ban Sven for going good night!

I ban Crest. Rawr.

I ban Nate for Its RAWR!!! not Rawr.

I ban PJ because I am one tired puppy right now.

I ban Nate for go to sleep mate!

I ban PJ for being awake when I must sleep. Night mates.

I ban Nate for sleeping before 1 in the morning. :O

I ban Crest for I go to bed at 10 Im a good boy

I ban PJ for being a good boy. Are you a pirate or not?

I ban Crest for Im not a pirate Im a Englishman!

I ban PJ for being in the wrong place. If you're not a pirate mate...

I ban Crest for where do I go for Non-Pirate Englishmen?

I ban PJ for not knowing where another, better suited port for him is.

I ban Crest for the better suited port for me is Buckingham Palace.

I ban PJ for trying to get in there. I wish you the best of luck with that endeavor.

I ban Crest because well err, wait no I BLANKET BAN YOU ALL.

i ban dog for uh.... um.... no reason! ha!!

I BAN ANGEL BECAUSE SHE AIN'T GOT NO REASON. ( caps )

i ban dog!! here doggy doggy

I ban you all for banning without me!!!

I ban the new muffin avatar.

I ban the glowing skull, we don't want that we want a skull chest.

I ban Sven for I feel I need a new one....

I ban the muffin slow banner.

I ban Sven.....

i ban muffin for get a one with half eaten muffin on it lol

I ban angel for the bad grammar

I ban Dog for expecting much from her.

i ban sven for who cares how i type :P

I ban Angel because I agree with Sven.

i ban dog for being a follower of sven

I ban Angel because that makes my third follower this week, yay!

i ban sven for u think thats a good thing?? they might gang up on u and over throw u!! :O

I ban Angel because they don't have the power to.

I ban Sven for using his old avatar.

I ban Del for getting in the rare Del Ban!!!