he eats it but its poison and he dies
(wasn't joe out of this a while ago)

Yes. People. Joe is done. His story ended. Can I get this back on track? Where were we.... ah yes!

When Susan sees Bob, she decides that Bob isn't a very feminine name, so she renames her sister Sylvia!

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I teleport to susan, set them on fire with my staff, and they both die. the story has ended.

I also teleport to Susan, but in mid-stream I interecept and stab you so you cannot interfere with them, and they continue on their merry way.

And as a reminder, JOE is Dead. He died defending family from the evil Jolly Roger. They have set out on this quest to get revenge. If Joe comes back, then there's no more story, savvy?

joe comes back and cuts Davy's arm off for starting this and getting him killed several times he then goes into the story of the percy jackson and the Olympians the kane chronicles and the heros of Olympus with his family never to return to this story.
yes he can do that

Guys, please. Be mature about this. I mean, its ok to go a little insane, but lets not try to end the story just like: XXX dies and the story is over. No, I won't allow that. And countainer, I have already told you, we are not throwing people into other stories. No.

Where were we?

Susan and Sylvia, the two sisters, go to the Faithful Bride tavern to have some rum!

fine i throw davy into the story then he starts drinking rum (what else would he do) he goes with them and finds del's secret stash of rum quite a surprise he has a lot of good rum there well not anymore as davy is there.

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Then, jolly invades again, and grenadiers start throwing bombs at rat skeller!

Turns out it was all a dream and Susan and Bob (or Sylvia) awake drunk on the floor of the Faithful Bride.

Then Carver gives them their bill.

The bill is for SEVERAL thousand pieces of eight.

Sylvia sayd, "But we don't have that kind of gold, Carver!"

Carver says, "Shut up and pay me."

Susan steps in, and tries flirting with Carver, to see if he can make the payment cheaper.

Carver decides to lower it down by one gold piece.

Turns out Carver is a machine designed 400 years in the future and sent back to the 1700s, his objective: tend bars.

Susan and Sylvia don't notice.

Carver holds his hand out, awaiting payment.

They hand him their rusty cutlasses, hoping it will cover.

It doesn't.

They decide to just sprint out of the Faithful.

Sylvia is shot in the head by Carver, who is an excellent shot with a musket, and Susan sprints to safety.

Susan waits until Carver is gone and then retrieves her broken sister's body.

She noms it, for she was hungry. :laughks2:

Wow.

She then mourns here sisters death for days.

A strange man in a trench coat approaches her...

And gives her flowers to help her mourn.

I was gonna go with "He tells her how to bring Sylvia back..." Buuutt.... OK.

The flowers smell awful.

turns out the flowers were pass out flowers and they pass out,they wake up on davy jones' ship

there they die this story is now about the hunger games series.

-Buzzer-

Wrong answer! Geez...

Susan and Sylvia start freaking out, when it shows up!

Davy Jone's now wants their hearts.

So they ask them on a date!

Dog, you said they wanted their hearts aye?

Davy Jone's brings his cutlass to the date!

a black shadow comes towards them

The storyline evaporated some time ago....

this suddenly appeared :icon_treasure_chest

Some one found this:icon_treasure_chest and then this happened :skull: to them.

Their skull has treasure in it!

Susan takes the gold and gives it to Davy Jones in exchange for their freedom.

Davy Jones, however, tips them off to a Mister Jason Suncutter.

Mister Jason gives them a big welcome back surprise party!

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Maters jason makes them pirates, and helped them master the power of fart gas.

Already pirates, and woo!

They use the newfound powers to fart at unsuspecting passer-by!

I ban you two for drifting from storyline...

That's when their farts land on Tia Dalma.

Tia serves them to the crocs.

Just as the Crocs begin to chew, an invasion strikes Cuba for the first time!

The skeletons are rejects from Jolly's crew, whom he calls... "Expendable"

Susan and Sylvia dispatches the skeletons with ease.

However, they asplode after dying.

They re-awake in come strange place, with white walls and a white ceiling.

A strange voice says, "The pain... the pain in your past...i-its difficult for you, isn't it?"

the voice is hit by a falling piano that is then struck by lightning and set on fire.

And the realism is grand in the story. :laughks2:

they go :sailr:

Only to be shot at by the whole of Kingshead.

Then Tia Dalma raises the pirates from he dead. :skull:

Then the undead pirates go back to kingshead.

As soon as the undead get to kings head they call on the other undead and there is a big battle on kings head:degen:

Then after the battle was over they all went out for lunch. (haha)

The lunch was taken by the Navy, and they want blood for it.

Susan and Sylvia decide against lunch.

So they have a midnight snack, at noon!

The Ministry of Silly Walks interrupts them because things are getting far too silly.

Susan and Sylvia decide to be even more silly in front of the Ministry :piratetongueor4:

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They get bored of him, and kill him with fart gas.

Then, the sun exploded from the gas.

The Ministry of Silly comes back as a skeliton and haunts the two sillys.

and bottles of rum fall from the sky unfortunately the rum is not in the bottles but just got everyone wet then hit by falling glass bottles.

Susan and Sylvia wake up after being knocked out in a tree.

Then Susan and Sylvia think they wake up but really they are in a dream and they go to the dream police.

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They fart on them to!

The Dream Police is the Ministry of Silly Walks in disguise.

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So he is dead now.

So since there is no minister of silly, no one is silly anymore.

Then up from the ashes there seamed to be roses growing they smelled the smell of SUCCESS!

jack sparrow comes and challenges them to a poker game and obisusly jack wins

Then Jolly Roger comes and plays Jack at poker and of course Jolly wins

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then susan shoots both of them!

Then Susan preforms CPR ON Jack.

Jack wakes up to find him being cpred on, with the bullet holes in him, he gasps for air.

Jack go to Tia to have her cure him

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Then susan shoots tia!

tia surives and takes susan's gun and heals jack then give susan back her gun

Susan eats her gun.

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then they party in cubas tavern.

they play poker and jack sparrow got a hand of 5 aces of spades

That's when Jack realized they were playing Tortuga Hold 'em, not Five Card Stud.

:jack-sparrow1:still jack won since there was 5 decks

The dealer draws a pistol and shoots Jack for being too drunk too play any poker.

Jack dodges the bullet and says " You are NEVER to drunk to play poker and win...

that is if you are me!!"

Jack then trips over nothingness.

Jack pulls the dealer down with him ,who is now drunk btw.

The two of them make up, and then get even more drunk together!

Then the two start a BAR FIGHT

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i blow up the tavern with the siege charge, and only susan survives.

Susan rebuilds a new bar and gets drunk.

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then jolly comes and invades cuba!

This was just a bad dream of Susan's.

Susan takes some medication from a strange German doctor to stop these CRAZY dreams from happening, little does she know what they really do....