i stick a sabre in your stomach


icots

That was my stunt double, Jack Shipsteel. I beat you up with his dead body.

ICOTS

i stab 2 sabres in the real davy Fireskull


icots

Which real Davy? Lots of real Davy's around here mates. Turns out it was Davy Jones. He feeds you to the Kraken. And I take over the ship.

ICOTS

i stick a dagger in your chest lol


icots

That was my stunt triple, Fire the Skull. I stab you while you laugh at your false victory.

ICOTS

i stab the daggers in the reall davy fireskull's eyes


icots


free rum for crewmates XD

That was my stunt quadruple, Davest, that you stabbed. I drown you.

ICOTS

fail noticei said the real davyfire skull

i give rum to davy and make partnership captain

icots

I kill Sith and Davy for not acknolweding me as Quartermaster. I then run the ship aground, and let it sink in the sea.

NCOTS.

N=Nobody's

i bribe jack with rum at the last second and port and sell the ship and get a land ship



icotls


l = land

Which is a rowboat on ground. I buy a real ship and sail it out to the Indian Ocean.

ICOTS.

the water in oceans and sea drain and they all become landships


icotls

for at least next 2 turns till the aliens give it back lol

But I still own the big one, and I sink all land ships in the now empty sea.

ICOTS.

u forgot to say land ship as shoot u with a rubber ducky (LOL)


icotls

The rubber duck bounces off of me and rebounds upon Sith. I take over his measly vessel.

ICOTLANDS.

i shoot u with a brick


icotls

I send you into the Volcano on Padres Del Fuego. I watch as your body burns to a crisp. I then re-take my ship.

ICOTLS.

Also, I refill the ocean with water, and put my ship back in the seas.

ICOTS.

the aliens take u to mars


icots

I turn u into a tadpole and stick you in a jar of dirt.

ICOTS

i use magic to get out and and turn u into a tadpole and put u in lava


icots

I Freeze the lava and trhow it at you to knock you off. You are now floating in the Uncharted Waters witha tadpole frozen in lava.

ah u froze my clone i am really behind u and i stuff u in a treasure chest and lock the chest and feeds it to the kraken

icots

i push you into the kracken

icots

And the Kraken eats you.

ICOTS

i give davy fireskull a burrito



icots

i supposively survive from getting eaten from the kracken and bribe you with waffles........:P

icots

then he farts in your face & the smell ills u & the fart hurt Davy Fs so he jumps overboard

ICOTS

ahhh but i trap u in the shark and toss u ino a shark

icots

and you get tossed into the shark as well :P

icots

I use my dark magic to freeze you and grenade you to pieces. icots

i use my magic to make to uall go to a tavern and get rum and i sail away


icots

I kick start this thread while you were dozing.

ICOTS.

I make Sharks come drag you to Davy Jones' Locker

ICOTS

http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/p...g.php?id=23008

Of course, Davy Jones' locker has a lot of spare ships lying around. So, I'll take that SotL.

ICOTS.

Well Davy Jones Locker also prohibits you from leaving

ICOTS


http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/p...g.php?id=23008

But, I can still be captain. Just can't leave the ocean floor.

ICOTS.

Ok I get Jack Sparrow to come down and re-kill you


ICOTS

http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/p...g.php?id=23008

I stab you in the neck. Several times. with a steak knife.

FOR TENACIOUS D!!!!

ICOTS.

Well I use a tonic to revive myself and gun you down with my Sacred Musket.


ICOTS


http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/p...g.php?id=23008

I hack the game and ban you.


ICOTS

After so long without a change of captain, I mutiny against you and slice you into minced meat with me Blade of Bannification.

THEN My WORLD EATER BLADE ( OF BANNIFICATION ) CRUMBLES THE GROUND YOU WALK ON, WHIRLPOOLS THE SEA YOU SAIL ON, & I PERMINATLY BAN YOU FROM THIS THREAD!!!!

BAN!!!!


ICOTS

Then, the lost ghost of Bancules comes down and destroys you for making a mockery of him for even thinking of forging your own ban weapons. He then turns them into styrofoam. He unbans me, and Perma-bans you. I take over the ship whilst you're gone.

ICOTS.

YET, I BANNED HIM IN the BATTLE!!

YOUR STILL BANNED & I STILL WIN!!

ICOTS

Bancules can't be banned. You mock ban kind. And you're -cough- weapons are still styrofoam. And you're still banned.

ICOTS.

ya... did i mention that was a RUMOUR!?!?! I MADE HIM UP SO MY WEAPONJS WOULD SELL!!!! BAN WEAPONS ARENT REAL!!!

ICOTS

You didn't mention that you took over my ship.

ICOTS.

Also, they are. Bancules was the man who first thought of banning, and made the almighty ban WMDs... they were carried down through the years, and was brought over to the Americas by Amerigo Banspucci. He thought about naming the new land, Ban Land, but preferred America.

The current Ban Forumla was made by Thomas Alva Banhead Edison, and was tweaked by Albert Banstein. The final modifications were made by the ban populace at large, and resulted in the current Ban method.

"I ban _____ for ______."

The Ban Weapons were used in places like Japan, China, and Europe. They were even wielded by Hattori Hanzo, one of the master ban ninjas. He would always ban his opponents before assassinating them. How they came to be in possession of The Order of the Ban Masters, is unknown. There are only 10, and only 3 are in use right now.

The Bannerific Hammer,
The Blinding Ban Laser,
and the Blade of Bannification.

I shoot you point blank while you say that story.

ICOTS

And while u aim i Get Blackbeards sword ( Newest Sword ) and Summon Black Beard himslef and u die instanly from seeing him

ICOTS

You also die to and i take over.

ICOTS

hmm I call cap'n Nemo and have the nautilus sink your ship after i put you in a cement block then tie you to the side of ship then i tp the ship under water and hold it down with lead cement and a voodoo anchor then i put a voodoo lock that CAN'T be removed on you so you cant tp then i have davy jones steal your soul after master yoda lectures you about your bad habit of having bad things happen to you then watto sells you a broken pod racer! ha ICOTS!!!!!

Nice

I stab Yoda with my Stygian Iron blade and you, breaking the seals of voodoo, then people tp and cut the blocks.


ICOTS

I give Bluepengie some (Gunpowder) rum, and then offer him a cigar... Smoking kills!

ICOTS!

I get revived by my trusty steed, Flip-Flop!! Then I, (While u r shocked that there are steeds in potco,) shove my staff into your throat and cast Desolation

ICOTS, Baby!

I trip after saying " hi cap'n blue " and you for no reason fly 40,000 feet into the air then i put a jet on the back of the ship and go into neverland! ICOTS

BUT, I have a teleport totem to the ship. I tp there and call captain hook to kill u and drive back into the 7 Seas

ICOTS

Oh and,


ICOTS

that double post costs you the title " CAPTAIN "


ICOTS

You were "removed" from the ship.


ICOTS.

You are turned into stealth pudding and tossed over board



ICOTS

You suddenly d/c.ICOTS

Suddenly, everybody who gets d/c'd is not able to get back in. And all who want to log in cannot. Good thing you just logged out. Oh... wait...

ICOTS.

But I logged on just when everyone else got d/c'd, I'm the only one online.

ICOTS.

I hack Disney,and allow only me to log on.Anyone else who logs on gets d/c and permaban.ICOTS

I get a time machine and hide it in my secret hiding place, use it to go into the future and get modern guns, then get my AA12 and shoot you

ICOTS

Your AA12 runs out of ammo quickly, since you forgot to get ammo. I'm already on... so...

ICOTS

And I shoot you with a Mosen-Nagant

ICOTS

Fortunately a "Mosen Nagant" doesn't exist, and I leave unscathed.

ICOTS

That was on purpose, you passed my test, now you must go to college and now.....

ICOTS

Ship? What ship? That's not a ship! That's The Kraken! Me? I'm on a ship far away, watching you look down in horrible realization.

ICOTS

Davy?..... look under your ship..... -kraken eats ship-

ICOTS!

Too bad, I told the Kraken to get rid of all you, oh well.

ICOTS

I teleport Skiperdoo into the volcano of Padres.


I am the captain of the ship!

because you have just come back Dog you have been given temporary leave lol


ICOTS!

There's no lava in the volcano, but instead a pyroclastic surge that boots my speed tenfold.

ICOTS

hmmm.... Because of Skips use of a " big word ".....


ICOTS!

I bribe rich....

ICOTS!

I command a troop of mermaids to surface and start singing their melodies. You lean over the rail of the deck to listen to their lovely melodies. You listen for so long that you fall asleep and topple into the water.

ICOTS.

Fortunately I was wearing my certified Rum1 floaties!

ICOTS

Skip aquires horrible allergies and sneezes himself off the plank and gets swallowed by a whale... ICOTS!

Hammy drinks soda ( rum ) and speeds up so fast time is stopped to him for 45 years while we are still fine

ICOTS

I capture a dolphin and strap some rum to its back. I set it free near your ship. You see the rum bobbing on the surface of the water and, in a mad frenzy, you jump overboard and collect your rum. But you are eaten by Mama Dolphin.

ICOTS.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks DP's dolphin. She jumps overboard to perform CPR, but I sail away without her... ICOTS!

See my avatar? Thats "Goku", if you dont know who he is, look it up! Anywho, I use a spirit bomb! (Again, look it up!)

Oh, i almost forgot,

ICOTS

:laughks2: at HammyTheSquirrel's post following mine! You are very... creative, if that's the right adjective. :piratetongueor4:

Right, who's my next victim?

I climb aboard the ship and find you on the top deck. You decide I'm up to no good and pull your cutlass out. There is an epic battle, and just as we are both getting tired, I have a flash of inspiration and swipe your trousers with my sword, making them fall down and reveal Elizabeth Swann heart undies! You are so embarrassed, you jump into the sea and you're never seen again.

ICOTS.

DP goes to Tortuga and gets so drunk that she accidentally sails a Dingy over the edge of the earth thinking it was the Black Pearl. She then fights herself over a rotten peanut in Davy Jones' Locker, and is eaten by rock crabs.

I sail away from Tortuga with tons of gold and Rum.

ICOTS!

Thaaanks Hammy...

Your ship is attacked by crabs, vicious ones, and you have no choice but to abandon ship. One of the crabs coughs ME up, and I pet it saying 'Thanks Fluffy.', and sail away with my newfound friend.

Take that, Hammy! :laughks2:

ICOTS!

Hey, I used a Spirit Bomb! look it up! it destroys an entire planet! I shoot another one
ICOTS

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Spirit bombs don't exist. ICOTS... twice. :D

because Hammy spoke....


ICOTS

For not getting rid of me... I(still)COTS

I take out blood fire cutlass and use the bloodfire to turn the shipp into Queen Anne's Revenge

ICOTS

The Queen Anne's Revenge is sunk by my Test guild and I with a SOTL... ICOTS. ;)

the sotl sinks with fail that creates a ban worthy of making Davy laugh which makes Hammy here go somewhere lol ICOTS!

I get onto the ship, and we have a huge battle. I soon realise that I'm going to lose, so I drink some Growin' Grog and shove some Shrinkin' Grog down your throat - then step on you.

ICOTS.

haha :D I use swift foot glitch to jump up to your level and throw Flatulant Fizz down your throat. You are so disgusted with your smell that you jump off the edge of the ship and get run over by a Light Sloop. ;)

You do all that, and I tell you to go chase him because of the chocolate hidden within his pocket.

ICOTS

I lure you off the ship with rum and chocolate!


ICOTS