I ban Jack for needing anything pointed out. Though I do suppose it's your natural state of being.

I ban Crest for that is why my name is Steel.

I ban Jack for finally falling to his nickname.

I ban Crest for of course I did, I have a steel composure!

I ban Jack I have the composure of a....GUY!

I ban Pirate Guy for he actually has to composure of a cat.

Silly.

I ban Jack for not handing over the ban lazer.

*OPEN FIRES THE BAN LAZER*

I ban you for attempting to take my lazer.

I ban Jack for firing at an innocent. Who ever said anything about taking?

I ban you for whenever is a pirate innocent?

I ban Jack for not having innocence at different piratey levels.

i ban Jack for telling the truth about my cat ( by the way you are aloud to pet me now )

I ban Pirate Guy. Can The Monster pet you? He loves kittens!

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I ban Filly for typing backwards! It just isn't right! If you keep it up I'll be in a fright!

I ban Davy for banning me for typing backwards, it kinda hurts the eyes so I won't do it again lol

I ban Filly, you totally fail! Unlike Indiana Jones, when he hunts the Holy Grail!

Jk Filly. you don't fail. It takes skill to type backwards.

I ban Davy for reverting back to rhyme.

I ban Crestshot! I'll make you pay! I don't want to rhyme all day!

I ban Davy for reminding me of Shakespeare that I have to read. 12th Night, anyone?

You wake up in Jail as a level one, so innocence is out of the question there. For that, I fire the ban laser at you.
Talking backwards...*writes a ban ticket* I used to do that.
I used to rhyme too. In the ban game, no less. I BAN YOU SO HARD, I just so happen to un-ban you. Ban Blast from the past :\

i ban luck for not waiting for me to come back to say night after i went to the disco lol

I ban angel for going to the disco. xD

i ban swordshot for u should try the disco some time its dare i say "groovy" hahaha!

I ban angel because I Paniced! at the disco.

(One of you guys'll get that one...)

i ban jack for expecting that one of us will get it

I ban angel because...

NOBODY IS HERE TO GET IT *CRY*


...(seriously? nobodies heard of Panic! at the Disco?)

I ban Jack for having to use parentheses as the end of his ban.

And no, I haven't.

I ban Jack because he hasn't heard of it.

I ban the cat for he makes it sound as if he's heard of it.

...Has he?

I ban Bane for neither has he.

I ban jack because I have to.

I ban Bane for I was speaking of Pirate guy.

I ban Steel cuz
I'M ON A BOAT @$%#$@!!!!!!

Gosh, have you ever heard the full version of that?
It's brutal, the language is terrible.
...And yet that didn't stop Kidz bop xD

I ban JACK!!!!!

I ban Jack because I never heard that but I have heard i'm on a boat

I ban bubba because she didn't post a reason!

I ban Pirate Guy for not having a good reason!

I ban Davy for being a rum minion.

I ban Jack, because I am no rum minion. A ban minion. AKA Apprentice.

I ban Davy for you ARE a Rum minion. All who are not rum masters, rum gods, or mod/admins are rum minions.

And yes, you are a ban minion as well.

I ban Jack for being so snobby and rubbing it in everyone's face that he is a noob master.

I ban Davy for saying I'm snobby. Definitely a no. And there is no master of noobs, and if there was, Davy, you would be the first to know.

PWNED.

There is a master of noobs Jack, I just new before you. Its you!!!

PWNED.

For your epic fail at wording, you are banned. And here is my evidence:

I ban Davy for trying to ignore his true calling. You can only blame the title on others for a time, and when that time is over, you will inherit the throne.

I ban Jack, for what he just said proves that he will one day give up his title as rum master.

I ban Davy for all titles must be given up, at a point. But, what you do in that time is what matters.

So, embrace your inner noob, Davy!

I ban Jack, for I already lost my title as noob several years ago when my pirate graduated from Noobamentary School. I'm afraid; however, you will be being held back. :)

I ban Davy for not realizing that I'm being held back in Swashbuckler College. So I can complete my double major in piracy.

You didn't specify what school I was in.

I ban Jack for failing again. Noobamentary School. Sorry mate! You need to be better than that to beat me! :D

You said Noobamentary School, yes. You did not include that I was in it. You were just saying I was being held back. From where? I answered that.

I ban Davy for not being specific.

I ban Jack for trying to be smart.... and still failing. You have much to learn! I could take you in as my apprentice...

I ban Davy for I would never become your apprentice unless a few things happened.

1) I haven't made Ban Master yet.
2) I'm not already being apprenticed by another.
3) You'd have to already have graduated to Ban Mastership.

I ban Jack for listing all of his reasons. Ye forgot one mate.

I ban Crest for reminding me...

4) No contact with the monster or anything the monster has touched or defiled in anyway whatsoever.

I ban Jack for not getting it, nor shall he ever get it.

I ban Crest for withholding information from me. What else could there possibly be?

*ahem* HEY MONSTER!

*Takes out a can of Chef Boyarde*

Your welcome.

I ban Steel because he needs good bannin'.

I ban Bane for coming up with an ingenious plan.

I ban Jack for never seeing flaws in the flawless.

I ban Crest for always seeing the glass half empty.

It's Chef Boyardee! What can go wrong?

I ban Jack. Many stuff can go wrong will Chef Boyarde.... Just ask my microwave after THE incident.... Well what is left of it

/cry

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for playing with soup. You were going to get burned.

I ban Jack for never burning. Are ye a pirate of the Caribbean sun and sea, or ain't ye?

I ban Crest for being burned is my forte, unfortunately.

I ban Jack for criticizing what he has also done. Sometimes it's live and learn, aye?

I ban Crest. Aye.

I ban Jack for his sudden horrid banning skills.

I ban Crest for I just had to use the simple ban, it's on my list of things to do!

I ban Jack for having THAT, of all the things, on his list.

I ban Jack. I ban Crest. I ban everyone.

I ban Sharky for going... *gulp*... THERE

I ban Crest's use of italics/bold/underline.

I also ban Jack for not wanting to be my apprentice! You know that that would mean slowly becoming immune to The Monster's disease, Billyitis. After a lot of pain of course....

I ban Davy for thinking anyone becomes completely immune. You just get used to it.

I ban Crest. The only way you can become completely immune is if you share his blood... not to say you want a blood transfusion. That would be horrible if you weren't related to him... lets not go there.

I ban Crest for it's still a good idea to keep a 25 foot distance from him.

And Davy? Are you almost ready for our rhyming on page 41? Come on lad.. you must be had!

I ban Jack, of course I am ready! Now lets get to forty one, slow and steady!

I ban Davy for we can stop... on forty one we'll take it from the top.

I ban Jack for wanting to procrastinate.

I ban Davy for not realizing that in the dictionary the definition is as follows...

Procrastinator (Noun) - 1. Somebody who lays off things until a later date. 2. Jack Shipsteel.

I ban our new dictionary publisher! Good job Jack! Now you are going to make the ban book AND the POF dictionary!

I ban Jack for giving us an excerpt from his dictionary.

I ban Davy for not remembering Jack's first dictionary entries

I double ban Davy for not realizing the aptly named Wackie Jackie's Words for Weirdos Dictionary on my blog.

I ban Crest for reminding me. Thank ye!

I ban Jack. You expect me to remember two months back!? =.=

I ban Davy for letting the forums meddle with his mind.

I ban Crest for you now have something to read. Go read my latest edition!

I ban Jack for adding four or so words.

I ban Davy for you try coming up with great words on a regular basis. Ain't easy.

I ban Jack, cuz that isn't my job. I write stories, not dictionaries.

I ban Davy for true, you do write epic stories... objection withdrawn.

I ban Jack for withdrawing his attack. You see my true power?! You too can become like me if you choose to be my apprentice...

I ban Davy for the withdrawal was based on stories, not on ban mastership. Trust me, you and me got a long way to go.

I ban Jack for speaking as if he is a master.

I ban Davy. I did say you and me, aye? Aye.

I withdraw my attack on Jack. I did misinterpret your ban. Please forgive me. As a token of my forgiveness, here is a shipload of my rum for you.

I thank Davy and ban him as well. I send them to my worst enemy, and hope he drinks it.

Don't worry, that isn't you.

I ban Jack for passing my test. Smart boy. Would you like to come over to my ship for a steak or two?

I ban Davy. No, thank you, I prefer clean meals.

I ban Jack for passing my second test. As a reward, please have this fruit. It prevents the scurvy!

I ban Davy for no thanks. I actually prefer healthy gums.