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106. Crest your finest rum please?
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107 bottles of Sharktooth begging. xD
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108 bottles of Crest said the 106th bottle gets rum xD
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109 bottles. Very well, but I demand that I have some... after all, you forgot your punctuation, and I'm always willing to let someone get off their punishment if they give me some rum...
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110 bottles. I said 106th POSTER, Sharky. Not 106th bottle. Now go look backwards.
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111 bottles of Sharky just got pwned by Crest.
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112 bottles of surprise that Davy didn't try for it. It could have been double pwnage.
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113 bottles of boring.
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114 bottles of leaves covering a hole for my next trap
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116 bottles. I'm an author. I'm allowed to relax at times. Now back, before I sic The Monster on you
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117 bottles. First off, please punctuate.
Secondly, The Monster would never hurt me. He loves me too much... sometimes too much... |
118 bottles. Wait wait wait, so you let Crest off with a warning but I go to JAIL? Unfair
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119 bottles. Thats the idea.... now, I need to go find a guildmate of mine... I need to learn Icelandic... :/
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120 bottles. I win, Sharky. Tis my power. And tell Meg hi for me.
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121 bottles of me not being able to play on the weekdays... I wonder how you say "I lost The Game" in Icelandic...
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122. My last bottle before returning into the depths....
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123. Same here.
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ahh, Happy New Year to Me :)
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1 bottle of a Merry April Fool's Halloween to you as well!
Wait, I may have gotten that one wrong.. If you're reading this, and your name is Davy Fireskull, continue reading. If not, go and check your sentences. Davy. Davy, Davy, Davy, Davy... Davy. I could hold a whole story against you. George the Noob and the Quest for The Lost Burrito, well, has quite a few spelling mistakes. Intentional, yes. However, it's still there. And I promise you... if I read over your other works, Shadows Rising andThe Lost Phantom, I'd find more. So, either we both are arrested for horrible spelling errors, or, since we are the GP after all, we ignore them. And those that question us, well, they get a quick trip to our jail. So, what do you say? And, mind you, keep taking my rum and this Drink Replicator will get lost in the mail. |
2 bottles of while you two are aruging.... I think I should escape now.
Sharky escapes! |
3 bottles.
-Comma Tased- Now, Inmate # 00000000001, do you want to try that again? |
4 bottles, Maybe.... How long is my prison sentence?
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5 bottles. Well, until the Drink Replicator is finished. Which, might I add, depends on your work. So, maybe next week, maybe next month.
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6 bottles. We are free to make spelling errors, but we will avoid it. On another note, I think we should relocate Sharktooth. I have a nice little vault at the bottom of the ocean.
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Well maybe you should.... I guess it's a good thing I got teh supa powers of underwater breathing. xD 7 bottles
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8 bottles. Inmate # 001, we were going to lock you in a vault free of water! A vault with water would be too welcoming.
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Ok, whatever works. BUT, then I can't work on the Drink Replicator. 9 bottles
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10 bottles of epic bottle posting fail. And you are correct Inmate # 001. I'll move you back, along with an obedience collar. You disobey me during your term here, and it electrocutes you.
Cruel? Me? |
11 bottles. No Jack, that's too nice. I think that the collar should electrocute him and slice his neck!
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12 bottles of I think not. You guys are being mean to him. I have an idea. Let's let him go!
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13 bottles. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHATEEHEETE EHEEWOOHOOWHOOHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE, ah, ha ha, hehehe, aw......
Good one Inmate # 0001. |
14 bottles of me cracking up at Sharktooth's joke. Ok fine, fine. Electrocution, slicers, AND heat.
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15 bottles. Alright!
-clasps on- Begin work, Inmate # 0001. |
16 bottles.
/gasp Bad Sharky! *zap zap zap slice slice slice burn burn burn* :D |
17 bottles of I am still alive.
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18 bottles. It's meant to hurt, not kill. I need you to be able to work.
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19 bottles. Can I press the button again?!
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20 bottles. All in due time, Davy. All in due time.
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21 bottles of disappointment.
I'm hungry. I'm taking my rum break now... |
22 bottles. Alrighty. And hunger is not associated with drinks.
Inmate # 0001! What are you doing! Get some rum on this wall! |
22 bottles. Done with my break. Took one of the bottles from this wall, so we are down to 22.
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23 bottles. Inmate # 0001! Report to the Commandant immediately!
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25 bottles. Its not deadly slicing. Just enough to cut you until you hurt. :D
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No, Inmate # 0001. It's to make you have a scar. It only scratches the flesh.
26 bottles. Wait... I need a commandant. A leader. Somebody to observe the rest of my minions. Somebody who can be cruel when needed. |
27 bottles. YOU guys are the reason they don't let us shoot Navy. :P
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28 bottles. Wha- Why, the navy are just too weak to fight us, and we need to make the fights fair. So, we lose the guns.
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29 bottles. Is that good Crest?
I know Jack! We can use The Monster! He's cruel when needed! I can just give him the word and the minion's arm is gone! Although he might take his time to get used to you... DON'T LOOK IN THE SPOILER! I beg of you! I lost The Game! |
30 bottles. Just Davy and Jack I'm assuming?
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31 bottles. If he bites my arm, or any part of me, he's going to receive a collar.
But, fine. |
32 bottles. The Monster is now appointed as our watcher. I told him not to injure you too bad Jack.
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33 bottles. Great.
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34 bottles. Just know if you kill me. You lose hope of a Drink Replicator.
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35 bottles. I have other minions. You're the only one with a collar, is all.
List of My Minions! 1) Davy Fireskull. 2) Inmate # 0001. 3) Pirate Guy. 4) Spam Muffin. 5) The Monster. 6) The following are to be added when more join us here. And Crest, the innocent bystander, is just loving this. Need some Rum-covered Popcorn? |
36 bottles. I consider taking Mastery away from the power hungry Jackie... but I don't think that'll do a lot
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37 bottles of GASPing. That's possible? I thought all Rum Masters had equal share of power.
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38 bottles. Seniority mate. And I can call in TSC for backup.
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39 bottles. -gulp- Well, eh, um. I guess I'll get back to ordering my minions around...
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40 bottles. Good boy. Now Davy, take care as well, won't you?
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41 bottles. You can't order me around! I'm not your minion! Or a rum master! Am I?
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42 bottles. Well, I just realized I joined POF before Wackie Jackie. So yea.... :P
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43 bottles. Funny you should say that Davy....
That monster of yours, well, he was placed with a collar as well. So, don't try it minion. And who reached the activities forum first? |
44 bottles. You....
is defeated |
45 bottles of Jack being confusing... "he was place iwith a collar as well."
What? o_0 |
45 bottles. No evidence, no proof.
And Sharky? I do have that wonderful collar around your neck. |
47 bottles. Apparently Monster has been collared. Good luck wiht that.
And just for Davy for trying to jail me. I lost The Game. |
48 bottles. I escape because I am going on The.
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49 bottles. Not with a regular collar. A electrocuting-slicing-heater collar. One step out of line and you recieve quite a nasty shock.
A shout out to my Science Department, for coming up with such a marvelous idea. And -zap zap zap slice slice slice fire fire fire- Inmate # 0001, must you leave? |
50 bottles. The Highway? The High Road? Come now McSharky, specifics are wanted.
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51 bottles of the wrong game... Jack... mate, I hate to tell you... I think we will need a MUCH stronger collar for The Monster. That will only bug him.
This is starting to get out of hand... lets start over. I'm up for allowing Crest to get away with her improper grammar. But lets keep Sharky. I like Sharky in jail. |
52. Um I'll take route 6. I ain't in Jail Davy, I am on The. So haha :P
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53 bottles. He goes nowhere but the floor where the Drink Replicator is being produced.
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54 bottles. I'm curious. WHEN did you two become allies?
AND GOOD GOD! CAn you all post faster? BTW, wrong game, MCsharky |
55 bottles. This is the rum game. No?
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57 bottles. I know you know what I know.
And good GOD! Cresvy is STILL around? |
58 bottles. Pff, Friends... Who needs those?
Darn, you caught me Crest. |
59 bottles. Like I said. Wits.
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60 bottles. Collar on Sharky activation....
Obey. You shall produce the Drink Replicator. OBEY. |
61 bottles of Crest enforcing the rules.
And some people are behind the times. Crest, you interested in allying with Jack and me? |
62 bottles. Hypnosis and Voodoo is cooler.
Davy, take a coin. Now flip it. Now tell me what the side it lands on is and I'll tell you my answer based on that. |
61 bottles. I am cooler.
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64 bottles.
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65 bottles. Actually, you're so cool, you're ice. Have fun not moving.
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66 bottles. Ok I will, I can sing to myself. I have a great voice.
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67 bottles. Has Davy flipped that coin yet, or must I find one?
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68 bottles. We'll wait another 5 posts or so for Davy.
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69 bottles. There's the lurker.
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70 bottles of tails.
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71 bottles of freedom.
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72 bottles. Well done on your choice, Davy!
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73 bottles. Enjoy freedom whilst it lasts Sharky. But beware.
And what did the coin do? |
74 bottles of what if I change my forums name to The Apocalypse. Then I'll be free forever hehe.
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75 bottles. We all know how much I love flipping a coin to tails, yes?
And McSharky still exists. |
Where?!?
76 bottles. |
77 bottles.
GP Staff: Davy Fireskull and Jack Shipsteel (Founders) Crestshot (Minion) Don't worry Crest, you can work your way up to GP Officer. First go arrest someone! |
78 bottles. Screenie proof, McSharky.
And Davy, that is where you would be wrong. Tails = no, as was my original choice. Find another gullible person. |
78 bottles.
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79 bottles. How quick have we gotten up to 100?! Weren't we at 50 only about 5 minutes ago?!
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