I ban Crest for assuming we will. And I might actually go on The. right now

I ban Crest for leaving us! Bring me back gifts!

I ban The Three Jailbirds for actually trusting my words. ;)

I ban The Commandant for expecting gifts!

I ban Proxy Errors... Yay for Proxy Errors!

I ban Inmate # 0001 for leaving his post.

I ban Jack because I have no post. I quit. Kill me if ya wish.

Wait, nevermind, I need the rum. I stay.

I ban Sharky for making a good choice. I return your name.

I ban Jack for thank ye.

I ban paradoxes.

Nothing is something, something is anything, anything is everything, but everything is nothing.

I ban this paradox.

I am always lie.

I ban Davy for the statement below is true.

The Statement above is false.

I ban Jack for I believe someone has already said that Jack. No?

I ban Sharky for reading Christopher Ironhawk's Siggy.

I ban Jack because I always lie.

I ban Jack for reading Christopher Ironhawk's Siggy.

I ban Sharky for also reading it. Are you all spies or something?!

I ban Crest for thinking I am a spy. No, I just have time on me hands to do as I please.

I ban Sharky for having time on his hands.

I ban Sharky for having a watch on his hands!

I ban Jack for being so modern that he doesn't have a watch, he just pulls out his cell phone.

I ban Crest for I only use clocks.

I ban the posters above, but most importantly Davy, because I don't have much time. I just don't feel like starting homework yet. It is only 7:30... I got time.

I ban Sharky for being a procrastinator! That's my title!

I ban Jack because I is da ultimate procrastinator!

I ban our leader of tomorrow.

I ban the confusing person.

I ban the Noob of Tomorrow! Hey, at least you're going to be it at a later date.

I ban Jack, because he'll put it off again tomorrow.

I ban Davy for encouraging procrastination.

I could ban you now... but I'll just do it later...

I ban Davy for procrastinating... You little

I ban Crest, the only do-er here.

I ban Jack....

I ban Davy for his famous ban.

I ban Sharky for that isn't it. It's....

I ban Jack for..... yeah.

I ban.... you know.... the yea...

You guys don't do it right.

I ban Davy for sum'mat.

Trademarked by Wackie Jackie Incorportated. Any attempt to copy, reproduce and/or change such is punishable by law.

I ban Jack for... yea.

I ban Davy for, um... yea.

I ban Davy for tming Jack.

Wait, I ban Jack for Tm'ing himself

I ban Sharky for disliking my tradmarks! Well, guess what?

Captain Sharktooth is now..

I ban Jack for TM'ing me. IF you do, you must pay me, in rum.

I ban Sharky for I already give you a barrel a month.

You do o_0 I ban Davy!

I ban Sharktooth for daring to ban me. I have the collar. Even worse, The Monster. But he wouldn't attack a fellow guildmate... I have the collar though!

I ban Sharky for not realizing I pay each of my minions a barrel a month. You didn't seen my declaration?



Hear ye! Hear ye! From this day forth, the high rum taxes have been thrust down! No longer are the minions required to pay that tax, and instead, I will pay you! Yes, YOU a barrel a month! The payment shall begin immediately!
As long as you serve me faithfully and well and give me a filled bottle of rum each month in thanks. You all may rejoice, as long as fellow rum master Crest agrees to this plan!

Signed,

Jack Shipsteel

I ban Jack for being nice... can I have a barrel of rum? I'm willing to pay a pretty penny...

I ban Davy for not being happy with his 7 barrels!

I ban Jack for not wanting my money.

I ban Davy for the Rum Bank of Jack is closed. Transactions are not allowed.

I ban Jack for closing his rum bank.

I ban Davy for it will re-open April the 1st.

I ban Jack the fool for being greedy.

I ban Davy for I'm only being greedy until we reach 200 bottles.

I ban Jack for being greedy

I ban Sharktooth for forgetting punctuation. Once the Drink Replicator is done, it's back to jail with you!

I ban the lurking SEAKING.

I ban Assassin's Greed.

I ban a not funny Joke...

I second that ban.

I ban the people who dislike greed.

I ban Jack, Davy, and Crest for leaving me in the Rum Game.

I ban Sharky for expecting the Rum Masters and Commandant to always watch. Sometime we let you do.. whatever minions do!

Well, I do VERY improtant things. But I couldn't do much else, considering I was the only one online.

I ban Jack for ^

I ban Sharky for doing an arrow ban.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I ban Jack for not telling me what an arrow ban is. XD ^^^^^^^^
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i ban sharktooth for typing sɹǝʇʇǝן uʍop ǝpısdn uı ƃuıdʎʇ ʇou ɹoɟ ɥʇooʇʞɹɐɥs uɐq osןɐ ı

I ban Davy for being a noobanner.

I ban sharktooth with my sotl of bannificaton!!!!!!!!!! U r perminatly banned

I ban Davy for trying to permanetly ban me... Pff, you are not a Ban God. You have no power.

I ban Epic Fails... It is a carrot. "Sir Please come with me..."

I ban the Poster 234 Posts below me....

I ban muffin for doing that. If you keep track, I will be amazed...

I ban Davy for not being powered by Ubuntu 10.10.....

I ban the poster 333 posts below me. (poster 906)

I ban the poster 00001 posts above me. Oh! Hey Davy, didn't see ya there.I ban you.

I ban myself for attempting to read this entire thread... Ha... aAhaha... anyone who missed a couple of days could never do such a feat...

I ban Jack for being a quitter.

I second that ban.

I ban Sharktooth for copying my ban.

I ban Davy for, I wasn't copying, I was seconding it.

I ban Sharky for seconding. Bad boy!

*zap zap zap slice slice slice burn burn burn*

I ban Davy for.....

You know what?! Thats it. I'm sick of it.

Sharktooth, I ban you. GAHH.

I ban Davy for being sick of me.

I ban Sharktooth. I didn't say sick of you. I said sick of it. And by it I mean The Monster's meat.

*Vomits on Sharktooth's foot*

Ok good, I was getting nervous.

I ban Davy for eating The Monster's meat. It is your fault, bad choice mate...

I ban Sharktooth, because you don't have a choice when you have The Monster forcing it down your throat!

I ban Davy for ouch, that sucks.

Davy I know you really wanna go post on the, "Who is gonna post next" game.

I ban Sharktooth because he will look in the spoiler.

Sharktooth, if you are reading this, then that means that you lost The Game, and that I will now laugh at you forever.

I ban Davy for I didn't laugh forever. You didn't even make me smile. :P

I ban Sharky for creating a smiley, yet claiming he didn't smile.

I ban Crestshot for losing The Game.

I ban Crest for it may be called a smiley, but we all know, it clearly isn't.

I ban McSharky, for I do not know what cleatly is. Is it a way of kicking someone in the face with a cleat?

I ban Crestshot, because I am no soccer player.

I ban Sharktooth for making a typo... sir, I'm going to have to ask you to come with me...

I ban Davy for breaking his own rules.

Fix is crossed out and in red.

I ban Crest because Sharktooth's name doesn't deserve to be capitalized, even if it is a title such as "sir" or as you prefer, "Sir".

I ban Davy for not using correct grammar anyway. You ended a complete thought, and you started a different complete thought. You either needed a conjunction, semi-colon, or to capitalize it.

I ban Davy for not wanting to capitalize my name.

I ban Sharky for not being worthy of having his name capitalized.

I ban the lurking Jack Sharkbane.