I ban Davy for his extreme lack of non-amusing bans. The Ban Gods will be angry!

I ban Sharky. What? You don't see it? We RE The Ban Gods!

-blows up Disneyland- Okay... that was NOT planned for.

I ban pib because now I can't go there in the spring.

I ban pib for totally ruining the dramatic effect he was trying to give by making a typo. ARE. not RE.

I ban Davy for spreading the fail around even more. And Pibby boy calls us the noobs...

I ban Crest for being all tech savvy and can be invisible.

I ban McSharky for not exploring enough to find this cloak.

I ban Crest because I don't see any cloak anywhere....

I ban McSharky for not getting that point in this story.

i ban crest for i shall return!

i banish lucky because she is the one above me .

I ban 7b for banishing in the BAN game.

I ban Dog for making this clear. I hope.

I ban anybody who doesn't think that is clear (haha)

I ban dog for banning anybody...

I ban Stealth for something

SILENCE!

I ban you! For something...

I ban Davy for AGAIN adapting Achmeds famous phrase into a ban.

I ban Dog for sill being sick.

I ban Davy because I am not sick anymore but I haven't changed the mood yet.

i ban dog for not releasing that ban is short for banish

I ban Countainer for making up a totally unrelated ban and assuming that dog didn't know something when he implied neither way.

i ban davy for his bad grammar

I ban Countainer cuz I'm bored.

I ban Countainer for saying that when he forgot to capitalize 'I', capitalize my name, and not punctuating.

i ban davy because i don't capitalize in a web browser (messes with my spell check)

I ban Countainer because that is still no excuse. Good grammar is good.

i ban davy for being addicted to the ban game.

I ban Countainer for implying that it is a bad thing.

i ban davy for not releasing that any addiction is a bad thing

I second Davy's Ban the ban game is good.

I second dog's ban.

I also ban Countainer because what if I am addicted to eating healthy foods?

i ban davy because if you eat enough you will get fat and or flatulence.

I ban Countainer because at least they will be healthy foods.

I ban Countainer because that is uncalled for.

I also ban Davy for being faster than me.

I ban my brain for telling me to eat when I am full. To the fridge!

i ban davy for not having the computer near the fridge.

I ban Davy for making me hungry.

i ban dog for being slow.

I ban my empty fridge.

i ban pie because he should have been in the fridge

I ban 7b for making me want pie... Maybe I'll bake myself something...

/grumble.

I ban 7b for calling me slow <--- over there.

i ban dog because we posted 4 times sense i said that.

I ban 7b for thinking I didn't know that. that's why I said <--- over there.

I ban 7b and Dog because I found soda in my fridge. :D

i ban davy for not making me gm of shadow sorcerers

I ban Davy for not sharing his pop with us.

and I ban Countainer for that completely absurd idea.

I ban 7b for thinking I would make him GM of my guild. Good one mate.

I ban Dog for wanting my soda. nun4u!

ugh if it wasn't so late I would get my own... I ban Davy for something and I ban Sharky for lurking.

I ban the soda for now starting to make me belch. Almost as bad as the time Crestshot poisoned that rum...

I ban Davy for using the word soda... its pop to me.

I ban dog for using the word pop. Its soda to me. Or carbonated beverage. Or sugary drink. Or heaven in a bottle.

I ban Davy... I guess it's all in were you live. I'm half hillbilly and half new-englander so you never know what words I might come up with out of nowhere.

I ban dog, because where I live... its interesting.

I ban Davy for assuming it's not interesting where I live... it is interesting. unfortunately it's also very cold

I skip ban Dog to ban Davy for calling me ugly. Hurtful....

I ban dog because it was 39 degrees when I biked to school today.

I ban Davy because it was one degree when I woke up... beat that.

I ban dog. I have been beaten.

I ban davy for living in a west coast state and not east.

i ban dog for living on a coast

I ban Countainer for not living on a coast. nobeach4u!

I ban 7b... I don't live on a coast unless you count the cost of one of the great lakes....

I ban dog for living next to a massive body of fresh water.

I ban said massive body of water for causing a lot of nasty lake effect snow. brrrr

I ban dog for not liking the cold.

I ban Davy for if you lived where I do you wouldn't exactly love it.... and I don't mind cold just don't like snow and ice.

I ban dog for not liking snow and ice. Ever had an iceball fight?

I ban Davy.... Yes actually I have... And I won.

I ban Davy because if I am ugly then my character should live longer than a chapter. We could work out a contract or something.....

I ban you all a wonderful night.

I second dog's ban. G'night my ban buddies! Ban tight! :)

And for the record Sharky, I think that Captain Sharktooth isn't ugly. I just thought it would add some humor into my relatively serious story.

I ban Davy because because I know, haha.

i bn sharky for u better not let me down O_o

I ban Angel because I did :(

i ban sharky for no u didnt :p

I ban Angel because I did, but not anymore....

i ban sharky YAY haha

I ban Angel for running out of ways to ban Sharky. You can talk about his name, or his choice of clothes, or his dual pirates, or...

i ban crest for making me think of tooth paste all the time (better?)

I ban angel, because she makes me think of the 4ever joke. 4ever and 4ever and 4ever!

Its back.

i ban davy for i was "haha" before the 4ever joke :p

I ban angel 4ever and ever and ever.

I ban Davy for being repetitive. Her name is "haha"

I ban haha for making me haha 4ever.

i ban davy for banning on the terms of a haha

I ban everybody I missed while I was at school.

I ban dog for banning everybody.

I ban Stealth for not banning everybody.

I ban dog for eating the rum bones i give him.

I ban SEAKING for giving dog rum bones. ( you know how he gets when he has rum.)

Stealthy! I baneth thee!

Davy! I baneth thee!

pieisbetter2! I baneth thee!

I baneth the Davy with a flaming head! Witchcraft! Thou shall be executed immediately!

Pie?! Better?! Inconceivable! Thou shall be executedeth tomorrow at dawn!

So it is my good friend, who shall declare ban war first, eh? I ban you, Davy Fireskull!

Pie, I banisheth you back to the land from which you came, for you are not wanted here, as all of the previous bans suggest.