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A sugar rush begins to set in......
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So he sinks all ships he can find, looking for more.
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This catches the Bounty Hunters attention .......
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He kills them too.
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Andy drinks too much Rum and falls asleep.
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He wakes up to see an army of mechanical sheep invading Port Royal.
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He finds out Davy Jones was leading the sheep saying.
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BAHH! BAHH! I want some fluffy soft things from da sheepys!
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Davy leads the sheep to the Port Royal marshmellory in hope of finding enough fluffyz.
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Once he arrives .....a Candy Skeleton greets him.
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He flips under the overhead counter, and opens a cabinet housing marshmellows, all seperated from their wheat counterparts in their original cereal containers.
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George the Noob comes out of nowhere.
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He steals all the marshellows and throws them into the ocean in order to see if they really do float.
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The marshmallows attract unwanted attention from the depths ......
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Andy pops out of the water and eats them.
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Then the Kraken pops out and eats him.
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Andy cuts a hole throigh the Kraken and swims out.
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Then the Kraken begins to speak.
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It says "OW! What was that for?"
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A golden sword appears from nowhere.
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Andy takes it.
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The golden sword breaks in his hand because it was made of imitation density gold.
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The golden sword appears right next to the kraken.
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Jolly does a fail invasion of some uninhabited island in the middle of nowhere which is 3 feet wide and 2 feet long.
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Jolly then decides to stop at a burger joint for some eats.
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There he finds Andy, who then promptly decapitates Jolly.
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Jolly's hat falls on the floor, and it's revealed that he has a serious dandruff problem.
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We all chip in for a home remedy of olive oil, spider venom, ghost chili's, salt and milk.
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And put it on the severed head.
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Jolly's eyes began to glow red....
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So Andy pokes them out.
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The eyes are still glowing.
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Jolly stands up and throws his head at Andy.
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Spartans appear and throw Jolly to England.
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Conan the Barbarian arrives in a pumpkin carriage with balloons.
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Conan gets chased by a mob of bunnies.
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Andy throws knives, killing them all.
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Andy gets impaled by a bumble bee
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Andy pulls it out and eats it.
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Andy gets FATALLY impaled by a chalupa
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He pulls out the sword because he has eternal life, as he has had for a very long time.
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(u got impaled by a chalupa?) and he flies away to a distant island.
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When Andy lands he finds he loves it there.
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Then Bartholomew Treasuremorrigan jumps out of a tree and lands in a thorn bush.
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Andy shoots him for disrupting the peace.
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and Bartholomew Balthasar TreasureMcMorrigan the Seventeenth comes by and revives Bartholomew Treasuremorrigan
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A portal opens and aliens come out of the portal saying.
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"we are going to eat all you pet bunnies!!"
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Leonidas yells "THIS IS THE CARIBBEAN!!!" and kicks the aliens down a random hole.
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And all the bunnies lived happily for ever after while Joseph Daggersmith ate an apple in serenity.
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Andy stabs them all.
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Andy falls down a dark hole where he meets a gravedigger
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The aliens that got kicked down a hole teleported to Andy with daggers.
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The gravedigger becomes a Lvl 1 Undead Gravedigger and kills Jolly, El Patron, and all the aliens together at the same time.
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Andy dies!
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Then he pops back up and slashes the gravedigger to pieces.
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but gets destroyed by Mario!
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He recreats him self and blows up Mario.
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Then Luigi kills some guy named Steeevie
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Andy is eating coconuts as it happened
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I secretly sneak into a coconut tree and drop a coconut on andy's head, knocking him out.
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And everyone is happy
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He wakes up and kills John.
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Chalupa appears and parts the Caribbean Sea
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Blackbeard ressurects me as a zombie and I push Andy overboard while he is boarding QAR, then Blackbeard turns me into human again.
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Wendell throws an egg at Andy
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Andy catches the egg, oddly enough a bird immediately hatches out of it and says the southern lands are in danger and needs his help.
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Chalupa teleports to the caribbean as he is pleased with POST 100 of teh day! lolz
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Andy flies to the southland to help, after killing Chalupa.
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Unbeknownst to Andy.....a fleet of Ship of the Line Bounty Hunters await......
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He uses an explosive viper's nest to kill them all.
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A coconut gets shot from a cannon five miles away and drills andy in the face
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Andy falls over and sees little yellow birds circling his head.........
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He shoos them away and throws another explosive vipers nest at the coconut cannon.
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Andy falls off his ship and gets ripped apart by sharks who burp and swim away.
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Andy is confused on why the sharks only wanted to rip him off the ship.
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He decides he doesn't care and continues plundering.
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Andy demands one of the recently plundered crates be opened, and it reveals none other than Bob the god.
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Andy then eats a poisonous coconut and falls over.
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He stands back up and looks at Bob.
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Bob hits Andy with a Legendary Fish......(boink)
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Andy says "Where did you get Mossy Moses?"
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Bob then replies "At the pet shop, he was on sale."
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Bob then smacks Andy with a set of old worn boots.
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Andy stands back up and stabs Bob. 107 times.
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Bob falls over and wants a warm glass of milk.
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A glass of warm milk falls out of the sky...
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Bob gulps it down and lets out a deafening belch.....
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The belch is so powerful, that it turns into an enormous sonic wave and splits the moon in half!
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Jolly Roger becomes very angry when he sees the moon spilt in two.
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He asks Andy to help him kill Bob.
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Bob jumps on an open ship and flees.
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Andy teleports to him, carrying a Cheesecurd Bazooka he got from Dreadme.
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The bazooka backfires in Andy's face.......
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Then some random person trys to duct tape the moon together and he .......
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Is shot down by Andy.
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Random Person lands on Andy, making Andy slap himself in the face.
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Andy then blasts RP so many times that even if it was Andy's best friend he wouldn't recognize it.
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The random person turns out to be a ham...
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Andy eats whats left of it.
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