I ban Stealthy for using CST, which, when unscrambled, leads to TSC!

I also ban Lurking Luckie! Alliteration!

I ban Jack for being the opposite of SJ, which I'm sure means something.

I ban Skip for reminding me of the worst (best) short film I ever saw.

I ban Mr. Awesome for making an oxymoron.

I Ban Jack for no reason at all!

I ban Jack because oxymorons are AWESOME! I also ban Rich... just because.

aww come on lol I ban Awesome for banning me without giving a decent reason to ban me

I ban those two N0obannarz above me.

I ban Davy for calling me a n00b, im awesome! -flexes-

Oh well I BAN Davy for thinking we are noobanners and I ban Awesome for flexing

I ban Rich (a.k.a n0Oobanner) for no punctuation.

I ban Skip for referencing a Pixar short on a Disney fansite.

Grr I quadruple ban Skip here for thinking I am a noob at banning ha!

I ban rich because you are definitely a noobanner.

I second Capt. tooth of shark on that one.

I ban Dog for continuing the nO0banner streak.

I ban Skip for you are the only n0ob I know of.

I ban Dog for not knowing himself.

I ban TSC for complementing Dog.

I ban DF because if calling Dog a Noob is a complement, then yes I am.

I ban TSC for being a foil to Dog...and really all the other banners.

I ban Crest for consistently swapping because normal/orange font coloring. Make up your mind foo!

I ban Sharky

I ban Rich for the awful ban. You have the same banning skill level as Stealthy.

hmm there's a saying.... great minds think alike ha ha ha... and i ban Sharky for thinking stealth and I are at the same level when you are considerably lower.

I ban Rich for thinking Sharky's inexperienced.

I ban Skip for not seeing my sad attempt at a fail of a joke

I ban Rich for being wrong again.

I ban RF because everyone can see your sad attempts at most things. And that wasn't a sad attempt at a fail joke, I must say that your joke successfully failed.

I ban TSC for all of his underlinings. You don't have to use emphasis all the time!

I ban Mr. Skip because it says his mood is tolerant, and yet he is banning people left and right.

I ban Mr. Awesome for failing the "judge people on their mood" litmus test. A very common trait in specimens such as yourself.

I BAN Skip because TSC found out my secret of hiding fails within a failed fail

I ban Rich because you posted a reason to ban TSC and not Skip.

I ban Awesome because that was my reason to ban skip

I ban Rich because THIS is the reason I ban you.

Weakness shall not stand.

I ban Skip because weakness is your best weapon... - look at ron stopable ha ha always does it right -

I ban Rich.

I ban Stealthy. Hear how stupid that sounds?

I ban Stealth then skip cause i had to wait in between posts

I ban Rich for finally experiencing what every banner goes through!!

I ban Skip for NO reason at all :)

I ban Rich for trying to find an excuse to post more.

I ban Skip for some reason... A very good reason...

I ban Skip because i don't know what that excuse is and lol i almost banned my self and come on lol i ban Awesome

I ban Awesome for his reason... an awful reason...

I ban Skip

I ban Rich for an awesome reason!

I ban Awesome because for some reason he missed me

I ban Awesome for not explaining his reason, and therefore keeping the ban invalid.

I Ban Skip for using these words...

I ban Rich because I edited it so now I didn't miss him.

I ban Rich for not using these words.

I ban Skip because there can only be one awesome, and his name is Mr. Awesome.

hmm I dont remember saying that lol I ban SKIP!!! cause hes awesome!! :P and i ban Awesome

I ban Rich for confusing names with traits.

I ban Rich because for some reason he missed me.

I ban Awesome because for some reason he missed me.

i ban skip and awesome... bc awesome missed skip so i had to ban him! lol

I ban Swash.

I ban Stealthy for making resort to DRASTIC MEASURES!

Coming soon to a Rum Game near you!

I ban Jack. Ill check the thread. - zooms -

I ban Stealthy for thinking I've already posted the news. I'll do it when you post on the thread again.

I ban Lord Voldemort for sneaking into my dreams.

I ban Stealthy for not disarming him! Ah, too late. You got kill'd curs'd.

I ban Jack. Oh wait, I cant so I will ZOMBIE BAN!

I ban Stealthy......

I ban Stealthy for not knowing that zombies have no brains. That's why they crave them. This just proves my argument about Stealthy being brainless.

I ban Davy for proving his point.

I ban Jack for not trying to disprove it, and show off his nonexistant banning skills.

I ban Davy, for being right, I have no skills.....

Only SKILLZ!

I ban Jack for not having any spelling skills.

I skip the former CEO of WJARR to ban Davy for I am the half-monster, therefore my bans are called zombie bans.

I ban Stealthy for not konwing how to correctly zombie ban.

I ban Davy for being too much of a worry wart about spelling.

I ban Jack for admitting his defeat to me with an empty ban.

I ban Stealthy for thinking he is even close to half-monster.

I ban Davy for talking about some random thing. What are you talking of?

I ban Jack for trying to deny the truth. It only makes you look more foolish, if that is possible.

I ban Davy for still confusing the heck out of me. What in the world are you talking about?!?

I ban Jack for only proving my point.

I ban Davy.

*puts on really strained voice*

Back in the days of WJARR, I operated the Rum Replicator without a suit. Not knowing at the time it would turn me into.....


Half-monster Half human

I ban Stealthy for still thinking he is half-monster. All monsters have learned under The Monster, therefore you still must do your time.

I ban Davy for refering to The Monster in such a way. Who could learn from him?

I ban Skipy for misspelling referring. Go and fix it!

But you're right about one thing.

I ban Jack for disbanding WJARR without any of us voting.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking there was a join-agreement over ownership of the company. And, I am merely retiring from the business. For now.

I ban Jack for being cryptic about WJARR's future.

I ban Skype because I shall take it over!!!

I ban Sharky for thinking you can do that. Remember when we revived the Grammar Police? Imagine trying to take over a rum company, and face me.

Or maybe I can let you fail. Decisions, decisions..

I ban Sharky for calling Skip " skype " then i ban Jack

I ban Rich for not knowing my many nicknames.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking he can even fathom my nicknames!

I ban Wacky Jacky because I can!

I ban Skiperdoo. Then try.

I ban Wackie Jackie because he used the barum wrongly.

I ban Skipy for thinking I asked for words. I asked for nicknames!

I ban Skype for spelling his name wrong in his earlier post.

I ban McSharky for Lightning Fingers loss.

I ban Crest for referring to too many people having Lightning Fingers.

I ban Jack for thinking I even said Sharky had lightning fingers at any point.

I ban Crest for having thunder fingers.