I ban Andy because you just said you did not understand what I typed.

I ban MA because I said I couldn't understand the FIRST post.

PAWNED!

I ban Andy for pawning... Something... That was... Random.

I ban MA for:

1.Bad Grammar
2.Bad Ban
3.Taking to long to ban me.

I ban Andy for the hilarious irony of that statement.

I ban MA because he doesn't know that irony can be intended.

I ban Andy because in the bans I make that have bad grammar, the ban grammar is on pupose.

I ban MA for not understanding my ban. I get it, now give me the rum.

Once Again PAWNED!

I ban Andy because if I don't get you're bans, then my bans must be incomprehensible to you.

I ban MA because I do understand his bans, it took him so long to ban me, and where is my rum?!

I ban Andy for thinking every ban he makes is a pawn, you have much, to learn.

Not only are they not "pawns" but if you think that by just saying somebody was pawned, that they were pawned, then you were just PAWNED.

And I ban Him for NOT getting the reference, if you did get it, then tell me where it is from!

I ban MA because I've only done 2 Pawns.

EDIT: I ban MA for editing his message to make a better ban.

I ban Andy for thinking I would give him rum! Where is my cat of nine tails?!?!

I ban MA for lying about giving me rum.

I ban for lying about me lying about me giving you rum! I am a pirate but I am honest, so let me say that honestly, you're bans are not worth a single bottle of rum.

I ban you for using an insult as a ban, and let me honestly say that I don't care if you don't think my bans are worth a bottle of rum.

I ban Andy because it's all in good fun :(. If I offened you please say so...

I ban MA because I got to worked up, srry.

I ban MA for being totally destroyed by Andy!!! I think Andy just set up a PWN Shop!! What a way to start his/her ban career. Welcome and kudos for making an excellent first impression.

I skip ban Andy, remember the only people who lose this game are the ones who don't play ;)

I ban TSC for:

1. A thank you and kudos.
2. For taking that much time to quote.

I also ban MA for a ban that has nothing to do with what we are saying.

BTW: I'm a guy.

I skip ban TSC for thinking that praising you're own ban as a PWN automatically makes it a PWN. (Or PAWN as Andy likes to call it.)

I ban MA because I didn't praise my own ban. Learn how to read.

I ban MA for banning TSC and for making fun of Pawn spelled the correct way.

I also ban TSC for banning my banning bag. (no offense)

I ban Andy for banning me for banning TSC, you know that this is the ban game right?

I also ban TSC because I didn't say you praised you're own ban, I said you think that because Andy praised his own bans you think it's a PWN, maybe you should lean how to read better.

I ban MA because you were not clear on who you were talking about. Hmm was that typo intentional too?

I ban Andy because a monkey would be able to understand what I meant.

EDIT: Yes it was by the way.

I ban MA because neither TSC or I could understand what you said, do you really think monkies are that smart?

I skip ban MA for not banning me yet.

I ban Andy because apparently yes, monkeys are smarter than both you and TSC.

And by the way I am banning from a phone.

I ban MA because I destroyed him. G2G peace out!

I ban Andy because a lion can destroy a monkey, that does not mean the lion is smarter.

I also ban him for thinking he destroyed me in the first place!

Oh look I just found my cat of nine tails!

I ban MA for owning a cat of nine tails and not telling us about it sooner!!!

I ban dog for admiring that cat o ninetails. I also skip ban MA for:
1.Banning me after I left
2.A lion is smarter than a dead monkey
3.TSC was the first to say I destroyed you.

I ban Andy because TSC always says people pwn me, even when they REALLY DIDN'T, (I think my name makes him uncomfortable) even though some of you're bans were good... But I pwned you back! Haha!

I ban you because you said that saying you pwned somebody means you pwned yourself.

I ban MA for saying over and over and over and over again. Odds are he will say it again. MA says the same thing about Davy.... And Skip.

I ban TSC for telling everyone what MA did wrong.

I ban Jack because that is the point of the ban game.

I wholeheartedly second and third TSC's last ban.

I ban Davy, because seconding and thirding will only make the ban game longer, which is what I want.

I ban Jack because there is no such thing as making the Ban Game "longer". The Ban Game lasts forever. It is eternal.

I ban Pie, because now I am tempted to eat you.... Don't you know I like pie?!?!

I skip ban myself, because I feel like banning someone else besides another person for a change, plus I just stole cookies from my Mom's shelf.

I ban Jack for saying he is tempted to eat Pie, even though he is apparently eating a cookie. Having cravings, are we?

I ban Hammy, because I crave both cookies and pie. Didn't you know that, too?
I ban myself again, too, because I had to pause myself from the Ban Game to study for Social Studies class: The Civil War.

Can you define the Fugitive Slave Law and the Compromise of 1850?

I ban Jack for continuously banning himself. That doesn't make for a good banner.

I ban Jack because can YOU tell me who won the War of 1812?

I ban the History lessons that are going on around here that don't revolve around Ban history.

I ban Crest because Ban history doesn't exist. It's still around in the archives.

I ban Hammy for pointing out that there is no Ban history. Just when I was about to make a blog about Ban history!

i ban creast for not liking history in the ban game

also the war of 1812 ended in a draw but in all reality america lost (DC was burned to the ground)
the fugitive slave law allows for escaped slaves to be captured in free states
the compermise of 1850 gave texas 10 million dollars instead of territory extending into el paso and establised sevral bils including the fugitive slave law

I ban HTS for not knowing the definition of History. I also ban JS for writing about it. I look forward to reading that.

I add a ban for 7b for such interesting facts. Facts that nobody asked for.

I ban 7B for impressing us with facts we can get out of a textbook.

I skip ban Count for knowing that the US did not, in fact, win. And that it WAS a draw.

I ban HTS because Nobody cares!

I ban TSC.

Where's my rum?:psmiley22:

I ban Jack because can YOU tell me who won the War of 1812?


i ban tsc because people did ask for them

I ban TSC, because I, in fact, do care.

In fact just like Jack Sparrow:

Captain, I would like to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.

I can point the names John Calhoun and Daniel Webster. Ring a bell?

I thank you ban Count for pointing that out.

I also ban Count for continuing discussion of the War of 1812. I actually don't care about THAT. And, Davy, I stole the greenish meat. It's in a place you'll never find it...

Dun dun dun...

Nobody won. BANNED!

I ban Hammy for thanking someone who had no point of discussing that topic... I did have a reason to start MY topic about the Civil War...

I ban those that ban and study U.S. history at the same time. Why not study ban game history? Its so much more interesting.

You touched the greenish meat!!? I thought you knew not to touch it! Banned for eternity!

I also ban Hammy again, because John and Daniel were not even at war...

I ban Davy cause it's Canadian too.

I ban Hammy once again, because you can't ban me for eternity... I will keep coming back...

Mwahahaha! Hammy.... I am your father!

I ban Jack for thinking he can have a squirrel as a son.

I ban Hammy because I thought we already got past history..... why not talk about.... pie? It's so much more interesting... in fact, I just ate one.... wait, why does it taste greenish? And, why is it meaty? Oh, no!!!

I ban Hammy, because you can if you adopt one and make it your son.... learn the facts about biology.... in fact, didn't we already get past animal stuff in like the earlier pages?

I ban Jack because talking about squirrels as sons is not history. AHHH!!! GREENISH MEAT!

I ban myself, because I just posted twice without anyone answering...

I also ban Davy for thinking that banning yourself is unreasonable. It is in fact, the most reasonable thing in the world!

An adopted squirrel is a pet. I ban you.

I ban Hammy, because it is history because I had a squirrel as a son before in the 1800s... which also brings us back to history again!

I ban Jack for intentionally making it history... and talking about history by mentioning it!

I ban Hammy for not banning a specific person. Is there even a guy named You on these forums? Probably, but he probably doesn't even come on.... and, actually the greenish meat tastes good.

I ban Hammy, because without history, we wouldn't know about squirrels being sons! And, I wouldn't know how the greenish meat came to be... wait, I still don't know...

i ban dog for your bans (and those of the rest of you made me leave) made me leave

I ban Jack because if I was banning someone named "You" it would be capitalized. I now ban You.

I ban Hammy for probably making another post, but I can't see it yet...

I ban Jack for being correct. I ban myself because I am hungry and need a cookie. brb :D

I ban Hammy, because you're not even banning me. I think you need to go back to English class and learn about Proper Nouns again.

I ban Hammy, because I had cookie cravings before... give me your cookie! - eats Hammy's cookie - Aww, wait, this is oatmeal raisin!

i ban jack for expecting decent grammar in the ban game

I ban Hammy because he probably just got another cookie, and ate it in the closet... I know you're in there!

I skip ban Jack because it is not oatmeal raisin. idk what it is.

I ban Count, because you care about who has decent grammar. At least it's me! And, I like to takes risks... like eating the greenish meat.

I ban Jack for thinking I don't have decent grammar.

I ban Hammy, because I don't know, either... I think your mom replaced it with spinach flavor?!

I second my ban because... why are we talking about this?

I ban Hammy, because in your post explaining the cookie, your "idk" was not capitalized. Double- banned, because I never said I thought you didn't have decent grammar.

i ban you all for posting to often

I interrupt this banning session to bring you this important update!

I ban the two Noobanners for almost taking over the ban game. Never fear, Davy is here!

I ban Davy for finally showing... again.

I ban Hammy for seconding and asking why we are talking about this. First of all, it's you who got the cookie in the first place and made me get cookie cravings.

I ban Hammy because I detected a hint of fear in that last ban.

I skip ban Davy, because we already DID take over the ban game. And, Davy, I stole your greenish meat...

I ban Jack because I only said I wanted a cookie. You started the conversation.

I ban Davy, because he just likes to prolong his sentences.... so do I.

i hts for not noticing davy has been here for a while

I ban Hammy, because you brought up the cookie conversation again. I also ban Davy, because I'm supposed to!

I ban Count cause he was gone for awhile too. I notice things...

I ban you ALL because you better be seeing Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides sometime this weekend!!! :D