I ban Jack for his because collar 3.1 works wonders.

I ban Skippy's terrible grammar, although I appreciate the compliment.

I ban Wacko Jacko for finally coming to breathe life into the desolate wasteland that was once the Ban Game.

I ban Davest for believing that it's a wasteland, when it is only going through a slump.

I ban Jack for not being here through the chaos.

I ban Davy, for not believing I didn't keep in touch, and as such, learned about the dormancy of the activity section.

I ban Jack for not removing the dormancy of the activity section.

I ban SKP, for it takes two to ban, put rum on walls, create sentences, and the like.

I ban static for allowing himself to be confuddled.

I ban Jack for forgetting to pay his sandwich fee to me when he arrived.

I ban Tiberius for charging sandwich fees.

I ban SKP for not informing about this sandwich fee. Turkey on rye? Roastbeef on pumpernickel?

I ban Jack for not including chicken fettuccine as a meal!

I ban you all for not managing to get to 1000 posts on this thread in three months. FEEL THE SHAME.

I ban Dark Pixie for not understanding that we is busy making tacos, gosh lol xD

I ban BBX for assuming that all banners makes tacos in their spare time.

I also ban the Pixie of a dark nature for thinking that I haven't tried. It takes 2 to tango!

I ban Shipsteel because I want THE sandwich. Make sure to put extra monster rum on that.... make sure to wear a radiation suit while you do that.

I ban Davest for making a subtle hint that I'm a noobanner, for they always make the sammiches.

I make no sammiches!

I ban Jack for being the trickster who defies authority.

Make me a sandwich or the only rum you shall ever drink shall be full of Monster Bacteria.

I ban Tib for driving a hard bargain... fine, let me don the HAZMAT...

I ban andy for believing my wish to remain alive means I'm a noobanner.

I ban Andy for quoting me. I'm flattered.

I ban andy for having outstanding reasoning but a terrible argument.

I ban Jack because the sandwich was delicious. Did I taste rum in that?

I ban Davest for thinking I never not put rum in my sammiches.

I ban Andy for going technical, even though he probably knows what the sentence meant I always put rum in my sammiches.

RE: Banned!

I ban Jack for creating a triple diffeomorphic triple ban which in turn banned himself.

I ban Andy for taking the title of Technical Twit.

Alliteration!

I ban Jack for taking the title of Twit.

Alliter-oh wait a minute.

I ban the man with the flaming skull for only getting three repeating constanants!

Grammar Police!

I ban Jack because alliteration is a literary device, not a grammatical device.

I ban Davy for forming the Literary Special Teams.

LST!

I ban Jack because I don't like literature.

I ban Tibby for it's already too late! Take it! No tag-backs!

-runs-

I ban Andy for already using the acronym. It spreads!

I ban andy for truly creating it by acknowledging its unexisting existence.

I ban Andy for believing that indirect idea presentation is different than actually trademarking the name. Every company starts with an idea, and Tub presented the idea!

I also ban Tiberius for passing the ownership to Andy. It's spreadin' like the pox!

I ban Andy for thinking a double ban is bad. Shoot... I did a quintuple ban way back in the day!

I ban Andy for not knowing that I'm just comparing 2 bans to 5 bans.

I ban Andy for over-examining everything I say. And yes. Yes I do.

MUAHAHAHA!!!!!

I ban Andy for not sending in his application to the Grammar Police, as over-examination is the only requirement.

Ouch!

I ban Andy for thinking that we, the GP, care whether we're overshadowed by the rookies.

Long as grammar is upheld!

I ban Andy for being superior in examining arts, and some other qualities. In other things, the GP is superior.

I ban Andy, for you never said that you weren't better at all things.

I ban Andy for continuing this pointless argument.

I ban Andy for opportunities.... are knocking at your door.

I ban Andy for not knowing somebody named Opportunities.

I ban Andy for not answering Opportunities knocking at your door.

Full circle!

I ban Andy for not taking a risk.

I ban Andy, for yes, a dog named Curious probably killed the cat. What about risks?!?

I ban Andy for not capitalizing risk.

Grammar Police'd.

I ban Andy for being observant..

Observance = Check!

I ban Andy for conversing with me by not including the word "for."

Rules = Absent.

I ban Andy, you did indeed.

Rebuttals = Check.

I ban Andy for they are apart of the Grammar Police application. You intended to fill one out, no?

I ban Andy for implying that the GP do not want you apart of the force. Seeing as though the only active member is this guy named.. let me check... "Jack Shipsteel," I'd think that they probably could use teh help.

I ban Andy for once again displaying his powers of observance.

I ban Andy for falling under the subtle influence of grammar.

I ban Andy for making observations can be a nice power... but it's when you interfere with what you observe, that's when the fun starts.

I ban Andy for turning away from the GP. Well, there's always WJARR.

I ban Andy for the WJARR is a powerful company. Rum Replication is a profitable business...

I ban Andy, for once rum is freely and continuously available to all, pirates will cease to care about profit.

I ban Andy, for if pirates everywhere are drunk, then will they care about plundering? Piracy may die, but the priiiiize...

I ban Andy for making a point. Either way, pirates still need gold to buy the fuel for their individual rum replicators.