I'd spit it out, and track U down, cuz you make...... unique lemon juice.


WWYDI I won, even tho my pie was terrible?

I would Throw it at you

WWYDI I Ate your Corn

Look at the remains of my precious corn, give you an evil glare, intiate the evil laugh, and throw the cob at you.

WWYDI you could live on your ship?

then I'd be dizzy, with the rocking back, and fourth, and back, and fourth.....


WWYDI I drank yer rum??

Drink yours.

WWYDI I stole your blanket while you were sleeping and replaced it with a Grizzly Bear?

have many scars..... emotional and phisical.



WWYDI I drank a bottle of rum, threw the bottle at a noob, and threw the noob at you?


( I'd laugh my head off )

I would yell "HEY SUPERMAN" then throw an odd green rock at you.

WWYDI threw the Grizzly back at you?

i would move away.


WWYDI every time you used a weapon the game crashed?

I'd casualy slip a grenade down ur pants..... and say to the bartender, ' CHECK PLEASE! NOW WOULD BE NICE! '



WWYDI the fuse caused a bigger explosion than it should have?


EDIT: TSC and I post and the same time, so this answer is for ed.

i would a lagoon.


WWYDI you were banned from POTCO for life!?

I'd cry so hard I wouldn't realize that my eyeballs had fallen out.



WWYDI you could get a crew together, and send then into town to commit a massacre?

I would go to PDF and let them meet Gunner.

WWYDI Bacon ruled the world?

Bakin' Bacon with Macon the Bacon?


WWYDI 1000 noobs attacked you?

call a Seabeard... they can kill three noobs per nanosecond.


WWYDI that seabeard TURNED on u?

Summone the noobs to disract him.

WWYDI it was ten Seabeards and a Gravedigger with a stick?

they will still kill the noobs.


WWYDI all the nagging mega-noobs always asked you for YOUR ship?

tell them they can get it by typing /time....... never fails.


WWYDI the pligrims came to the carribean...... lost, and they demand a feast, and we pirate don't really know what to do with them? ( I'd go on with the feast :D :tg20:

i would send them to tormenta.


WWYDI skeletons could invade padres, tortuga, cuba, and port royal every now and then?

I'd hope I was on one of my big pirates so I could get some good drops.

WWYDI you sailed to the end of the world and found a 10 Behemoths?

Sinkem and Woop Woop! Collect me some treasure!

WWYDI if D said you could have one glitch back - which one would you want?

I'd want the flagship glitch back (sorry, but it rocked)

WWYDI you could sail a Death Omen any time you wanted?

I'd sail a Death Omen any time I wanted to. :D

WWYDI your choice was between having new ship classess or new story chapter?

Pshah! New story chapter - hands down.

WWYDI your choice was between new ship classes or ship customization?

Ship customization, hands down, no questions asked, period.

WWYDI you had to pay an extra $50 a month if you wanted ship customization?

I'd sail the same generic ships I've got.

But WWYDI it was only $5 a month extra for ship customization?

I'd pay it and sail around it my SUPER Sea Dragon

WWYDI for one whole day, every ship was replaced with a Juggernaut, and every enemy was replaced with a boss?

Either take the day off or make sure sumone had a lot of bail money to keep getting me out of jail!!!

WWYDI the tailors/seamstresses closed your account and you couldn't purchased any more clothes?

I'd burn all the fabrics they had until i got it back!

WWYDI your cutlass got thrown overboard and was eaten by a shark?

I would grab my staff, torch the thing, and have me some shark on a stick for dinner.

WWYDI the shark got YOUR crew together for a mutiny?

I'd be wide - eyed...... there is only two sharks I know who can do that........ Jaws, and ME.


WWYDI Jaws and I teamed up, and started terrorizing ANY ships at sea? ( that includes enemies, and SVS ships )

Call the Airforce. Oh wait... were all doomed...

WWYDI your bones were made of iron?

i would be heavy...


WWYDI for an extra 100 a month you would get extra story chapter plus unlimited not/skills cap?

I would have an internal argument about it then decide.

WWYDI all the food in the world was lemons?

I would cut you and let you eat one

WWYDI I had all your money

Go Stewie Griffin on you.

WWYDI I stole your rum and gold put them all on your ship sailed it to World's End then set it all on fire?

i would laugh because i was broke.


WWYDI the Sea Vipers could sink you with one hit?

I would have to laugh all the way down to davy Jones locker!

WWYDI it didnt show anyone was online on POF?

i would post on everything.


WWYDI nobody played POTCO because of the lack of a new story?

I would live their lives and do what they would do to keep it alive.

WWYDI every enemy could fly and drop grenades from above?

i would shoot up.

WWYDI enemies could board ships?

I would burn them all with my grenades...and then take the ship for a paint job...

WWYDI everyone from POF was a founder in the game?

I would do a happy dance!

What would you do if the All Hallow's Eve curse never went away?

I would never stop fighting.

WWYDI the only way to get past lv 40 was to get killed my Jack The Monkey?

Jack would have a lot of Pirates going to see him to get killed.

WWYDI you logged in today and there was a new story chapter?

Say EGADS...there goes me masterin of me nades!

WWYDI you could only crew turkeys on Thanksgiving?

Don't talk about my guildmates like that! :D

WWYDI you woke up and you were in the game?

ROFL Racket!

I would be one happy pirate!

WWYDI Pauper Pedro actually served you a drink?

Drink it down before he could change his mind.

WWYDI your entire guild quit without warning?

I'd be quite upset about it.

WWYDI nothing happened when you tried to draw your weapon?

Borrow one from an enemy.

WWYDI I borrowed too much?

Actually been there done that...I thought OMG now it's time to be made dead again...Til me crew mates told me I was floating in the sky??? On my screen me feet were planted on the ground so ????

WWYDI you saw Santa with his sleigh in the nite sky of the Caribbean?

OOps to slow again...gotta work on speed typos!

Go to sleep and hope he gives me a brand new cutlass... instead of coal... again...

WWYDI Santa came and threw a Viper's Nest of Candy Canes at you?

That would mean that he was an NPC disguised as Santa, so I would feel free to get out my staff and go all Desolation on him.

WWYDI Santa said you could be one of the NPC's as a present this year, which would you be?

Since no one else has answered, I will answer me own question!

I'd be Jack Sparrow of course!

WWYDI Jack Sparrow asked to join your crew?

Grab him and hit the high seas for adventure!

WWYDI Elizabeth Swann asked to join your crew?

I would say yes


WWYDI if you were sucked into the game, into a world where it was all real and the only way to escape would be to beat the game.(lol watch disney take my idea and make a movie)

Off topic: TRON - programmer is sucked into game and must beat it to survive and escape back to reality

I would call myself Tron and beat the game.

WWYDI you logged in to find that all your pirates had been replaced with faeries?

I'd fly over the Behemoth & Juggernaut and drop seige charges and collect lots of gold!

WWYDI Will Turner suddenly showed up on your doorstep selling cutlasses door-to-door?

Tell him I already gave at the office

WWYDI Elizabeth Swann turned out to be Barbosa's adopted sister?

It would explain the disparity in their looks. :D

WWYDI you could climb to the top of the volcano on PDF?

Prolly melt me boots from the heat

WWYDI Jack the monkey had a gorilla for a dad and he came after you for pickin on Poor Jack?

Well then I'd bake jack's angry gorilla father a banana cream pie to calm him down...

WWYDI you were out sailing and ran into a bad fog bank stranding you on the island where King Kong lives and had to choose between fighting the angry natives or facing King Kong himself?

I would fight the angry natives. No, no I'd RUN from the angry natives. Those people freak me out.

WWYDI you were stranded on a beach with a pistol and Jack Sparrow? (watched PotC 1 just now, please spare me the pain of a wicked answer haha)

Point the pistol at Sparrow and tell him "The Rum is all Mine"

WWYDI your pirate grew tenacles like Davy Jones?

I would be scared to shave...

WWYDI you could have your own catch phase?

I'd be like a venus flytrap and catch everything and anything I could (of value of course)

WWYDI if you only had a choice of 2 tats in game?

get them both of course

WWYDI your only weapon was a turkey leg

I would eat my only defense.

WWYDI you could do kung fu will the turkey leg?

wear long pants lol

WWYDI gunner ran out of rum and only had a gravy quest

I would take all the gravy I collected for him and use it for Thanksgiving Dinner :)

WWYDI for an entire day, you were your pirate the game, literally.

off topic... TRON is from Disney...

i would sail all day


WWYDI the added everything we want at the founders feast?

Celebrate??

WWYDI Gunner finally fixed his chair?

i would make him sit.


WWYDI there was new ships for level 30's and up?

My shiney wouldn't be maxed out all the time...and all that booty goin to waste

WWYDI you caught the dealers cheatin red-handed?

If I was able, I'd pull my pistol and shoot tha bum.

WWYDI your grenades were replaced with a ham hock?

Problly level them alot faster!

WWYDI You were forced to live on the Abassa server?

I would have to resist tallking the "trash talk" that they talk on Abassa, and I would NOT let anyone join Partners in Crime

WWYDI it was macaroni&cheese for thanksgiving instead of Turkey?

I would yell "Curse you Mac & Cheese!" then throw it at my computer and go on a rampage.

WWYDI it was bacon?

Have to cook up some eggs with it :)

WWYDI we could post Spam?

My new name would be Dr. Spam.........er Sven

WWYDI Andrew if I stole your avatar someday?

I would sail to world' end to get it back.
What would you do if I stole your pet monkey?

i would take your ships.

WWYDI there was no lag?

I would jump in the air, do the zombie dance, kiss a tree, drink a bottle of rum, hit the empty bottle over the head of a noob, and laugh my piratey heart out.

WWYDI the Founders Feast Bonfire was thought to of been a S.O.S. signal, and 10 Navy War Ships sailed into Tortuga?

I would fuel up on rum, call a few friends over, take all their weapons and run for the hills.

WWYDI it rained bacon, gold, rum, and monkeys everyday?

well..I would have the monkeys eat the bacon, and drink the rum.I would keep the gold :p
But wait...the monkeys have all the rum..so I would have to buy more, I dont wanna do that!!
oh well

WWYDI you could control what everyones mood was?

Everyone would kneel to the Sporkness!!!:43:

WWYDI it rained lemonade?

Put out containers to catch it then set up a stand for sales


WWYDI you had the MIdas touch and everything you put your hands on turned to gold?

you would die...


WWYDI the roasted pig attacked you?

He couldn't cuz I've been turned to gold and am dead...lol

WWYDI you could collect all the stars in the sky on POTCO?

Study them to learn nuclear fusion.
WWYD if Jolly Roger's curse hit you while you were in the latrine?

if i was at the latrine it is safe to say that it was because of some sort of curse...


WWYDI you could challenge other guilds in POTCO?

I would demolish all those gulds with stupid names (which means I would have to challeng myself).
WWYDI The Kraken ate your homework?

that would be lying... i don't do homework.


WWYDI every pirate was deleted?

i would cry


WWYDI u were the only pirate on POTCO?

Probably get made dead very quickly by all the enemies

WWYDI the sea dried up in the Caribbean?

i would sail in the sand... Locker style!!


WWYDI there were no more ships?

Tie some big branches together and make a raft

WWYDI Sumone asked you for a light when you were fighting a seabeard?

i would die for paying attention.


WWYDI PR was the new tormenta?

I would still be able to defeat them all, except with more noobs ;)

WWYDI I told you you were grounded!

i would sneak out.



WWYDI you actually had that power?