I ban nack for having 1 award

I ban Maria for not playing PvP.
I ban Nack for looking at the Norris site too.

I ban norries for having a signature donation award and I ban nack cause i felt like it

I ban Savvy for playing PvP.

I ban TSC for banning norries for something I already banned her for.

too bad admiral cause im not hehehe lol

and i ban maria because she already banned me for my award amount

I ban the clan for hatin' on PvP.
I ban Maria for not having a signature donation.
I ban Nack because Chuck Norris won't be happy once he finds out you haven't been viewing his facts.

I ban norries for being a great GM

I ban Maria because I'm in a guild.

i ban you all cause chuck norris aint got nothin on me!

I ban norries for being in a guild which she created

O_O
I ban Nack because when the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I ban Maria for realizing that I'm in a guild that I created.

i ban everyone for not banning me for 30 seconds

LOL i ban norries for stealing a Tim Tebowism...he checks for tim tebow, aka superman! ( Florida Gators QB)

I ban Nack for not realizing that the only human who could do that is Chuck.
I ban Maria for not knowing that I picked that off of the Norris facts site.