I hook up an old PC with XP on it, download the game, take the gold coin from the Kraken, hide it on my War Frigate, then let a certain infamous tot sell my War Frigate to someone I don't know.

Lucky for me you sold that ship to my youngest son's pirate Yo-Duuh!! Guess i'll take that coing and send it to the drink in uncharted waters off an unknown island.

Lucky for me that the coin got delivered to my summer retreat. I deliver the coin to a Silent Bob and he lost it to his big brother Neban The Silent.

I defeat Neban who was greedy and kept it in his pocket. I take the coin and burry it under the boss stump on outcast.

i sneak under the stump boss whie its sleeping, dig up the coin and place it in a crate on a juggernaut.

I stow away on the juggernaut as a powder monkey and retreive the coin. We port and I run into the jungle.

Goes tarzan snatches the coin. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Sneaks up behind Aaron in the jungle and trades the coin for a rock. Then I steal said rock and put the coin under in..... in a river... of... lava......

WHATS THIS A ROCK!?!?! Puts on lava suit and takes coin. MUAHAHAH!

I throw a pie to AM's face and take the coin and run to The Skellar.

I supply TSC with rum until he passes out, and then I eat the coin!

I wait until it comes out - eewww! - then I eat it.

I just take the simple way out, by cutting Seafury open, taking the coin, and sewing him back together with blades of grass. Then I give the coin to Jolly Roger as a present.

I wait until Jolly cleans the coin then steal it.

I use one of his own powder keg runners to blow him up and find the coin that I feed to the Kracken in the second boss battle.

Then I kick TSC for getting in the way.