granted but since i dont know what ur saying the world blows up

i wish for the ability to control water

granted but u forget u dont know how to swim and drownd

i wish for a cookie! haha

granted but the cookie eats u

i wish for more wishes ALOT MORE WISHES

Granted. You are now a wishing well.

I wish for a trip.

granted, now every time u walk u trip on a rock

i wish for somthing

Granted, but your something is now nothing.

i wish I had a burger.......

granted but its a veggie burger!

i wish for a cow to jump over the moon!

Ok, but when it does the moon turns into "cow pie".

I wish the Kraken were red.

Yeah but when you try to fight him he his on fire and you die on contact

I wish i could go back in the past and not sign up for potco and instead get potbs
No offence to people who like potco

Granted. But POTBS has now the same issues that POTCO has.

I wish I POTCO gave me unlimited free for ever.

Granted, but the game mysteriously uninstalls on your computer.
I wish for a pony.

granted but then the pony runs away

i wish for a computer

Granted, but it crashes within three hours.
I wish the game didn't have ridiculous glitches.

Granted, now the few rediculous ones have turned into numerous small, annoying ones.

I wish I was the strongest pirate in the caribbean.

Granted, but you can't hold up your muscles and you fall over on your back like a beetle and can't get up.

I wish that what had happen had not happened, but it had just been accepted as what was SUPPOSED to happen.