Tryin' me hand at this "genius" dialogue thing... *Rubs hands together* Here goes...

Annoying: lol wut a nub xd
Me: A nub? My tail isn't docked... I didn't think I had one! What do you mean by "nub"?
Annoying: omg wut a noob!!!1! XD
Me: Oh! You mean noob? Nub = Noob. I'll remember that. Of course, your vast intellect and sea of knowledge must be vastly superior to mine. You'll have to excuse me, O Master of Wisdom!
Annoying: XD
Me: Yes, so in being as knowledgeable as you are, you must know what happens to people that call others mean and annoying names in-game, ¿verdad?
Annoying: ya they get reported and wut is verdad?
Me: Aye, they do get reported. So, enjoy your little break from the game. You must have wanted a vacation pretty bad to concieve this plan to be banned. Wow, you are a real mastermind! Enjoy your little break while I go and enjoy my non-banned account somewhere else. Bon voyage! Oh, and verdad means true in Spanish.
Annoying: lol wut! u reported meh????!!!1
Me: No, not yet... Okay NOW you are. Buh-bye! *Walks off*

/clap.

Nice one Witchy.

Imma try.

Uglyjerkfacemorondude: Hey! Noob over there!
me: [starts boinging uglyjerkfacemorondude]
Uglyjerkfacemorondude: what the heck are ye doing you weirdo?
me: Weirdo? Where?! Oh! I see one! I'm jumping on him! Here, lemme stop for a second.
Uglyjerkfacemorondude: Wow, your so stu :p id.
me: Thats not nice... at least I can spell...
Uglyjerkfacemorondude: I can too. Your so GARRRR.
me: I'm sorry what was that?
Uglyjerkfacemorondude: Wow, you know what, your really being stu :p id. Get lost noob.
me: Ok, I'm heading to Rumrunner's for a vacation. Where do you like to vacation?
Uglyjerkfacemorondude: lol wut?
me: I know a good place to try! Its called not in this game! I think the ban you'll be getting will help with that.
Uglyjerkfacemorondude: You reported me? why? i didn't do anything wrong. -_-
me: You called me stu :p id, whatever that means. Anyway, I must be off! Enjoy your vacation/ban!**
Uglyjerkfacemorondude: My what? what did ye say?! wow, noob...
me: [walks off]

**vacation/ban would come out in red italics, so he wouldn't understand it since this person has SP+.

How wuz dat?

I thoguht it was pretty good davy

what happen if he does not have speed chat? huh? huh??

I don't get it... There is Speed Chat Plus, but no Speed Chat Basic? *looks confuzzled*

There is a plain speedchat. It makes it so you can only pick prewritten phrases, and you can't type. If you ask me, it harms the game, as you can't tell them if they are bothering you by rep stealing or something. Thats beside the point though.

Oh.

I feel dumb now.

Anywhos, asking a shipfull of people if anyone would be interested in joining a guild 'bout got me in some trouble, for some strange reason. Everyone on board (especially the Cap'n..) took offense. Needless to say, me being the coward I am, I fled the scene. So, nobody overreacts at all in this game, do they?

I dunno... some people do overreact to things. I remember someone saying "For the Love of God!" or something along those lines and somebody got all offended, saying stuff about his own beliefs. I won't state them, as I don't really want to risk offending anyone here. Not that I agree with what he said, but you know, in case someone takes it the wrong way. It was pretty funny, the guy was going nuts.

A lot of times a GM will go to a busy server and make their ship public while hunting for suitable recruits for their guild, I've done this myself a few times. In some circles its considered rude for crew other than the captain to be soliciting for their guilds, the captain is after all providing the ship and helping fill your pockets with gold while you are sailing with him. I've booted people out of my crew and taken the ship off public settings for a while when they were on my ship spamming out guild invites. or being obnoxious in other ways.

I really wouldn't mind if someone asked me "can you join my guild?" I would just politely decline and it would be over. However if they started to spam me or be really annoying I would ask them to leave/stop if it continued I would report him probably.

The guy was an old friend and we had done several runs. I asked once, very politely, not spamming (which is beneath me, and you apparently think I would stoop that low...) and I was run off the ship. By my own friend. The guy actually had no guild, doesn't want a guild, and has never had one. And to be honest, I didn't have much to be thankful for since he had pretty bad Treasure Sense.


...You're welcome Davy...

Don't let others get you down.... Thats what I say. Ya don't wanna hear them? Then ignore them.

Witchdoctordan:
My post was not an attack directed against you, your innitial post left it wide open for interpretation.
You didn't clarify whether you were sailing on a friends ship or a public ship or what the circumstances were.

From what you described I'd guess that there were some other issues going on between that friend/captain, the rest of his crew and yourself that resulted in what happened. Don't know if you had had a falling out with him prior to that incident? Does sound like an over reaction on his part or something malicious going on among the crew in whisper chat.

I was refering to going on a guild recruitment cruise while making my ship public. I boot from ship for a number of reasons, among which those declining crew invite get dumped off at my first port of call. If I recieve complaints from my crew regarding recieving unwanted whispers from a random crewman while sailing my ship on public that player get dumped off ship. Also for various types of spamming not only with guild invites but also those trying to draw off my crew or demanding that I port at some place other than that of my choosing. Needless to say the wheel stealers, random shooters and those refusing to cease fire after the cargo is full of royals and I'm heading for port also get dumped as soon as I port.

I have noticed a weird change, on my basic account pirate ( lvl 11 ) and on my small pirate unlimited access ( lvl 16 ) have never been called noobs but on my mastered pirate I get called noob every time i go on abassa.....

All of you are getting trolled. Stop posting chat logs; they only do the opposite of what you want people to believe.