I take the plunger out and put you in my cannon and shoot you off into the sky with the birds!

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I hide a grenade inside a cake and give it to you. You eat it and blow up sky high

Now Im the Captain of the Ship

Guess me needs to join...

Titanic comes back from the sky an hour later, lands on you, and flattens you. I sweep you both overboard.

I'm Cap'n of this har' Vessel!

Swims Under Titanic Grabs a Rope Throws On Boat Grabs Cutlass And Makes Jack jump off



IM THE CAP'N!

Knocks a rum bottle over George's noggin.

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Im on a island and I find a rope near by I hop on and swing to Jack putting my feet in the air and kicking him over board!

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hmm i give u rum and u let me CAP'N savvy?
im captain

I spread bad lies about you around the crew. They commit mutiny and maroon you on isla tormenta.

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I do unspeakable things to you with a butter knife. Its best we don't go into detail.

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I stuff you into a cannon along with ALOT of gunpowder. I also stuff gundpowder into your throat. After I fire the cannon you blow up into a million pieces and get eaten by tuna.

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I summon the legendary Mossy Moses to come up and swallow you whole!

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I summon fire dragon to destroy you.

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I take over the dragon and it eats you. ICOTS

I summon an invincible army of wild animals to destroy you.

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I use my World Eater Sword to kill the army of wild animals.

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