-holds up a finger-

Number 3!

Ok. You slip up in the game, and you get a perma ban. There go your four masterd pirates! :O

Ugh..

Options?

1) Save Davy from dying from the Muffin.
2) Check to see if Mossy is alright.
3) Chastise Muffin for almost killing a legendary fish.
4) Enjoy the rum recipe I got from Crest!

I'll take 1. Please.

lol this isnt gonna end up well.

You try to save yourself by pounding against your chest with a fist to get rid of the Poison Pastry, but only succeed in making your chest hurt even more. You then try to prepare another concoction, but your vision gets blurry. You start fading away, and then you faint back into the deep blue seas.

Trying to save yourself Davy? Not great idea.

Ok new situation

1) you meet Elmo

2) you meet Elmo

3) you meet cookie monster :D

Jack, that was inaccurate. It said the following:

It said "save". Not attempt to save. I demand a different fate.

lol. Davy first do my situation.

Well, I was talking about somebody else saving you, not you saving yourself. So, the option was voided. Please try again later!

I would like to meet Elmo sir. Preferably his fish too.

Ok Davy. Somehow the Marceline guild had invited Elmo into their guild.
One day at a GM event Elmo shows up. You give Elmo a special cookie.
He eats the cookie and dies. Turns out you got blackmailed by the evil muffin pirate! So now all of POTCO is after you.

The rest of your fate shall be decided by your fellow pirates!

1) Go see Tia Dalma for a spell to make the Caribbean forget about Elmo.
2) Be a part of the angry mob.
3) Ban Sesame Street characters

Three please. xD

Congratulations! The Sesame Street characters are banned! However, due to the many small children in the game, along with all the parents who have children that watch the show, Davy gets an even bigger mob after him.