Now you are Ban-aned!

Mine are in my flashlight

Give me your dancin Kitteh

No I lost my compass

Give me some AA Batteries

To hard to retype ya know?

Fed him to Davy's monster.

Ban me!

I would, but i'm to lazy.

Make Uncharted 3 come out faster!

Too busy helping along Mass Effect 3.

Make a Ban Twig.

But you already have one

Give me an award

Do i look like the mayor of the forums to you?

Stop me from nurotically giggling..

I think it was this Iced tea that was made with the power of THE SUN!

But i can't help but make people laugh :)

Go kill every Kelpbrain on Tormenta.... in 32 seconds :D

Already did that with my ( drum roll please ) duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh master-crafted repeater pistol.

Kill me every kelp[brain on tormenta on every server in 32 seconds :) x2

Nah, kelpbrains are my friends ;)

Go run 70000000000000000003 feet without stopping........ in 60 seconds..... x56 :)

naw my knees hurt from running around already

Give me Jack the monkey, or some kind of pet for a pirate

I'm not getting near that flea infested ape!

Get 1000 Arrrcade scores in three minutes.

But I've already pwned enough today! :P

Go watch 43 movies in 45 seconds :P

Can't I'm banned by the laws of physics from doing so.

Change your name to dr. Fabulous!