27 bottles. February 31st would be a good day.

28 bottles. I prefer the 0th of Jubruary.

29 bottles. Oh! That's my birthday!

30 bottles. I thought that was the Googoleth of Ubork...

P.S. I'm rooting for The Monster.

31 bottles. But Idk what that is....

32 bottles of successfully confusing my minion.

33 bottles. You made that up didn't you? 0_o

34 bottles of success. You are now my minion.

35 bottles. When did that happen?

36 bottles. When he said it sharky...

37 bottles!

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MR. FIRESKULL! DON'T TAKE MY MINIONS!

-ahem- Sorry for my outburst.

38 bottles. Jack is back! Davy is being all weird and stuff....

39 bottles.

And that's unusual how?

And a Monster v.s. EKB fight? So buying the rights to that.

And is my Drink Replicator done yet?

Hi Jack.

Sharktooth, you see what Jack said? He said don't take my minions! That implies that you are just something that can be traded around and that you are not human! How horrible is that, that he thinks of you that way!? I treat my minions like human beings... or pirate beings, whichever the case may be. And I offer better rewards. Join meeeee!

40 bottles

41 bottles. I think I'll just lurk for a while and see what Jack and Davy say...