I ban Sven for suddenly becoming a regular again.

I must Skiperdoo SvenO to ban Skiperdoo for saying my ban was boring. Think of better bans mate.

I ban Davy for having to Skiperdoo, if the poster is above him.

I ban Davy for re-awakening the seven great banners. I think they're angry at your weak bans.

I ban Skiperdoo for being so desperate to come up with a good ban, that he resorts to criticizing perfectly good ones.

I ban Davy for explaining his own agenda.

I ban........

Who? WHO!!!!!?!?!?!?! You must give a name (___), reason (____). No, this is too much, that was... the WORST ban I have ever seen! You've exceeded Davy's worst! That was... TERRIBLE!!!!

I ban the noobanner for falling for a clear trap. In case you didn't notice, you failed to ban at all, making you have the worst ban ban attempt, of all time!

I ban Sven for calling me a noobanner. I couldn't ban that because it didn't even deserve it.

I ban the poor excuse made by Skip. You ban me for not saying "who", yet you yourself failed to ban, at all.

I ban Sven for creating a paradox. Either you did ban me, or you didn't, you can't do both.

I ban Skip for being a banning noob and missing Svens obviously clever edit ban.. maybe you need glasses mate

I ban Dog because I do have glasses! I just refuse to be banned by such silly methods.

I ban Skip for scolding the silly.