I ban TSC for scaring MA away.

I ban Skip for dare thinking I am even intimidated by TSC.

I ban MA for being wrong on so many levels.

*Hides in corner waiting for ultimate TSC Pwnage*

I ban Skip for being scared of TSC.

I ban MA because I'm just scared of the ban shrapnel.

I ban Skip, you get the shrapnel and I get the awesome explosion!

I ban MA for being stupid enough to go towards the explosion.

I ban Skip because it is better to be a fool than a coward.

I ban all of you for creating a new ban game in my absence.

I ban MA because it's the coward that always survives.

Also, if you keep banning, there's a higher chance TSC will Pwn you instead of me.

EDIT: I ban Stealthy for being extremely slow.

I ban Skip because I am off to play POTCO, thanks for an enjoyable ban session.

And I ban SC because we created two ban games.

I ban MA for lying. I created a new ban game, while MA failed miserably in an ill conceived attempt of creating a ban game.

I ban TSC because only people like TSC and I can create a successful ban game in which people are drawn towards.

No offense, but being a noobanner doesn't really help.

I ban Skip because no offense was taken, I plan on graduating from noobanner status 2500 posts from now.

I ban MA for his slightly optimisic schedule.