granted you have to put it down for it has civ.

i wish i knew what 2+2 in base 4 is

Granted, you forget.

I wish for Fame!

Granted, you become famous for being an epic fail.

I wish for an underground rum vault, so ye hooligans will stop stealing me rum!!!!!!!!

Granted..... However.... I will be taking that rum..... Thank you.

I wish for custom ship options.

Granted, they include smiley faces, hearts, and flowers!

I wish for blade of the abyss.

Ok, but its really waffles.....

I wish to be killed my waffles...

Granted, no coruption needed.

I wish for White Fang, By Jack London.

Granted, but White Fang answers the Call of the Wild and eats you.

I wish to go to Disney again...

granted you go to disney and are working there as Cinderella

i wish to ban you

Granted... But you have a momentary lapse of thought and ban yourself.

I wish for new shirts.

Granted, they are size 10x small.

I wish for a hot dog!

Granted, I set yer Dog on fire.

I wish for a Mountain Giant.

Granted, he kills you.

I wish for a dvd.

Granted, but it is a DVD of yer least favorite film, plus Blu-Ray is better.

I wish for a Frost Giant.

granted it freezes you for thinking hd makes a difference

i wish mr awesome would give me gold