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Granted, but a dog eats them
I wish for gold moon |
Granted, but it falls on your head.
I wish for an unsinkable and invincible War Brig with all the upgrades, whatever they are. |
Granted, you watch the navy sail by with it.
I wish for blankets. |
Granted, but they're made for baby mice.
I wish for more time to play POTCO. |
Granted. A new game called Pot Company is made, and the president orders you to play it.
I wish for a hot dog. (I can see what the corruption will be already.) |
Granted, it's a hot digity dog.
I wish for cool new graphs |
Granted, but your game lags so bad you can't use them.
I wish for Kinect. |
Granted but its broken.
I wish for the power to control lightning. |
Granted, but the only thing that comes out is thunder.
I wish for new smilies on the site. |
Granted. A member called New Smilies joins the forums. Say hello.
I wish for a hat. A really tall hat. |
Granted, but you become really short.
I wish for Forza 4. |
Granted, but you didn't finish the thought. It is now "4" a random landlubber on Abassa Tortuga
I wish for a War Brig with as many upgrades as possible, unsinkable, invincible, and only I can captain it. Oh, and all Fury broadsides. |
Granted, but the wish delivery system gets your package mixed up with someone wishing for a too-too.
I wish for skittles. |
Granted, but a massive heatwave comes all of the sudden and melts them.
I wish for another batch of brownies... D': |
Granted but you get a batch of bronies instead.
I wish for a room full of skull chests with cursed weapons |
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