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andyspins 03-03-2012 05:31 AM

Chuck Norris fails.

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HammyTheSquirrel 03-03-2012 06:13 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't fail. He decides that you should keep the belief that he has failed and died, while elsewhere he jumps from an invisible plane and round house kicks your ship with the force of 500 atomic bombs. He then uses his beard to reassemble the ship and gives it to me, saying something about needing to wrestle bears in Texas. ICOTS

andyspins 03-03-2012 03:00 PM

I use my cheesecurd bazooka I borrowed from Dreadme.

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Tia 03-03-2012 05:40 PM

(LOL Hammy)
I sneak up behind you and throw you off the ship, stealing your bazooka while I'm at it.

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andyspins 03-03-2012 06:14 PM

I get Dreadme's MCB and blats you to bits.

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Slasher 03-11-2012 03:55 AM

I jump right back in, tie a rope to the back of you, and hoist you up to the main sails by your underwear. Nice view, huh? I then get 5 pistols and some gunpowder, and kick the rest of you off.

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andyspins 03-11-2012 06:29 AM

My underwear has a hidden dagger, I stick you with it.

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Captain Hector 03-15-2012 04:26 AM

You accidentally drop the dagger, and it falls through the floorboard into the chef's stew. He, being a large man, comes up and throws you overboard.
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andyspins 03-15-2012 04:14 PM

I use Dreadme's laser. (The one that blows stuff up, not the tickle one.)

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Slasher 03-17-2012 09:46 AM

I switch the two, even though I hardly know which from which. It gets pointed at you. Unfortunately, you can't laugh and breathe at the same time, let alone laugh and breathe underwater at the same time. Hope you like the ocean! I then summon all sorts of mystical power, clearing the ship of its crew. I dock, get a whole new crew, and change the name of the ship. Heh...

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Tia 03-17-2012 06:58 PM

I beat your crew with mine, sneak up behind you and stab you in the back, then pushing you overboard and taking the helm, changing the name as well.
Myeheheh

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andyspins 03-19-2012 04:09 PM

I launch a nuclear weapon. Good thing I'm the only person in this time period with a hazmat suit.

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Tia 03-20-2012 05:54 AM

I leap off the ship right as the explosive hits the ship, and ride a dolphin to your ship, throwing grenades at its hull :P
Oh, and my friend Phillip the Whale charges into the bottom of your child a few times to finish it off.
Muahahaha

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andyspins 03-24-2012 02:00 AM

I use WWII poison gas on the ship.

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Mark Stormtimbers 05-21-2012 11:57 PM

I will tell you that your pirate will be deleted in 3, 2, 1... ICOTS!


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