I ban Dog for skipping me..

and possibly editing.

I ban Sven for speaking a lie.

I ban Dog for that.

I ban that.

I ban this.

I ban this and that.

I ban something.

I ban SOS for not specifying what "something" is.

I ban Luckie the Unlucky One

I ban Luckie for being less a pirate than muffin :D

I ban Sven for being more King Noob than pirate.

I ban Crest because I am more ninja than a king noob, more king noob than a pirate, and more pirate than all of you!