18 bottles of rain.

19 bottles of mud

20 bottles of random.

22 bottles of Spoilers!

23 bottles. Make that 3 barrels Sharky.

24 bottles. The rum tax hasn't started yet. So.... I can keep doing my spoilers until Christmas

25 bottles. And I can still raise the rum taxes you'll have to pay in January alone.

26 Bottles of Non-Taxed Rum.....

27 bottles of Muffin deciding to join us. You owe me a barrel of rum by the end of January now.

28 Bottles of I ban Jack... Just cause you said that, I'm leaving the game... *Weeps*

29 bottles. I made a pastry weep.. What kind of Monster am I?!?!

Eh, power is dominance, whether it offends or otherwise.

30 bottles. It is a muffin, not a pastry. And you can't raise a tax that hasn't been sent out yet...

31 bottles. Of course I can! Why would I have set out rum taxes if they can't be raised?

It's just that.... Arghhh I will raise a protest, you watch Jack



32 bottles