I ban Davy because aren't you a fan of Goofy?

I ban Sharktooth because I prefer Mickey and Minnie Mouse. You've gotta be pretty boss to be engaged for fifty years.

I ban Davy because they are kinda forced to....

I ban Sharktooth for not believing that cartoon characters can have lives too.

I ban Davy because they were forced to live their lives like that.

I ban Sharktooth for not supporting Cartoon Independence.

I ban Davy because I never said I didn't.

I ban Davy and Sharky for creating a MSP (Mutual Stupidity Pact).

I ban skip for the double pwnage

I ban dog for thinking that Skiperdoo pwned Shark and I in any way, shape, or form by simply making up some random stupidity pact.

I ban Davy for denying that his argument with Sharky was stupid.

I ban dog for I never denied that, I am just pointing out that Skiperdoo never pwned me.

I ban Dog for every conversation he intrudes in is automatically stupid.

I ban Skip for getting rude and thinking he could beat Davy to posting.

I ban Dog because the latter doesn't really account for my thoughts, and the first reason is basically one of the traits that comes with playing the ban game.