Not guilty.

Have you ever heard something in your house when no one was home?

guilty all the time

Have u ever thought u saw some thing out side a window but then saw it was just a tree?

Guilty.

Have you ever done a BIG school project at the last minute?

not guilty haha

Have you ever stayed up so late that u almost slept through school?

Not guilty, but i almost slept through the entire day. (it was summer XD)

Have you ever made 34 pizza rolls? (im hungry @_@)

not guilty lol

Have you ever ate a whole pizza then half of another one by ur self?!?( aww now im hungry lol)

Not guilty, but I was close.

Have you ever hated when people used words they don't know the definition of?

Zodiacal.
Guilty.

Have you ever participated in punch a noob day? If not, how about hug a noob day?

Not guilty! But I need to hug a noob! *hugs Witchdawkta* :D

Have you ever gotten spared in one of the EITC Black Guard GM's massacres, even though you were right next to them? (guilty. He was like "Davy, you were spared." o.o)

not guilty

have you ever realized that the definition of awesome was rly godly? (my dad told me ._.)

*OM NOM NOMS DAVY*

Not guilty, I thought it meant "inspiring awe".
Ever died?

Guilty! (my friends cat is evil o_o)

have you ever died then ate your own pizza in your dreams? (:D yayz for not making sense)

Absolutely guilty.

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, dead?

Guilty, everyday. The shmoop is the bad part...

Ever epically FAILED?

Guilty, every day.

Ever epically WINNED?