I ban Crest because she does need one, as in right now :p

I ban smilies.

I ban Davy for tempting me with emote spam.

I ban Crest for being tempted to do it.

I ban spam.

I ban the bans of random.

I ban Crest's avatar. It's scaring me.

:spam:Someone Called?:spam:

I ban dog for bringing Spam into this conversation....

I ban Muffin for banning dog and for having 17 awards and having 2 user ranks

I ban Filly for being on the forums before any of these people. *points to other random banners*

I ban Crest for being here when she could be reading my story. Shoo shoo!

What story? Davest, you have a story? IBY

I ban muffin for being ignorant of the Sailor's Yarn.

I ban Davy for not reading my story yet, nor realizing that I do read it, I'm just so awed that I don't know how to review.