I ban Jack for finding himself a new minion. I applaud you.

I ban Davy for still resisting his title of minion. Keep your Ban Apprentice title. But I consider you no more than a Rum Minion when you enter my domain!

I ban Jack for being so cryptic about Davy's title.

I ban Jack for creating a monarchy. Isn't that what pirates are AGAINST?
And I'll ban myself for not having an updated page. Bloody internet...

I ban Crestshot. The Brethren of the coast was a constitutional monarchy under Captain Kidd. So pirates aren't ALL against monarchies.


pwnt

I ban Crest for almost making me question my motives. What you percieve as a Monarchy, I see as a crew. And I, I am the captain.

I ban Jack because... I don't not ban him??

I ban Skip... Double negatives ain't not bad.

I ban Witchdoctor Dan for being a GM of the Templar Empire. Work for Abstergo, eh?

I ban Jack for I am merely his replacement.

I ban Dan for having a name than rhymes with ban.

I ban Jack because I am Dan the Ban Man and I came to Jam and eat some Ham.

I ban Dan for making quite a rhyme. Jammy Witchdoctor...

I ban Jack for picking up on Dan's slack.

I ban Skipperdoo's mood for being all too appropiate.