That is a strawberry birthmark around my eye, yup! Just in the shape of a heart...

haha!

why is my ipirate white i wanted red!!!

I cant think of anything for you!...

OH

Do my eyes make me face look big?

haha

um wheres my hat begin and my coat end???

One bone is longer than the other... or... the other way around... or... AH IM CONFUSED

haha

why is ever thing blue behind me? dose it mean im sad? i dont feel sad... then whys it blue!!!?!?!

Why can't I move... I must go keel some zombies! ( like me haha )

NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!!! me battery died *cries* what do i do now!?

im thirsty....

Ah... I remember the days when I was hoisted up to the top of a mast...

i wish bob hadent writen on my pants

Hey look! This stick is actually a lighter!

its cold. i REALLY need another hood

hey when did i learn to use a gun?