i ban sven for being old

I also ban Sven for that stuff

I ban Sven for hinting weeks ago about his birthday.

i ban sven for having a "guild" full of people participating in the celebration of your Ban day

I ban Sven because Liz pointed out a weird birthday pattern to me....

I ban Sven for not showing up here to ban himself.

I ban Skirita for in my story, How Jack Came Back, he helped in bringing me back, and oddly only said a few words in the whole story. and I was having a nice time in the afterlife... I was a lvl 40... and was playing chess with Mr. Lincoln... he always wins.

i ban jack for being undeaded

I ban Davy and Jack for messing with the dead

I ban Sven for sharing a Birthday with Batman himself Adam West.

I ban skirata for the second time and for no one banning me yet.I also ban turaga nuju for not being in metru nui.

I ban Dock because you ASKED FOR IT!

I ban both because its Ban Sven Day.

I ban Sven for sharing a birthday with Jeremy Irons.

I ban you all.

I ban TSC for possibly not having enough rum.... crazy talk....

I also ban Sven for the pain and suffering of the two forgotten warriors.... LPTM & BMCT... oh and LCPB...

Edit: ha! I predicted the future