I ban Dark Pixie for not having the ability to comprehend my powers....

I ban akamystic for the deliberate use of long words. You're not supposed to use a dictionary in The Ban Game!

I ban Dark Pixie for drawing me into lengthy ban match.....

I ban akamystic, because it's your nature that got you here... not mine.

I ban Dark Pixie for trying to occupy her time banning me for blasphemous reasons

I ban akamystic for making it up as he goes along.

I ban Dark Pixie with a level 96 famed dagger

I ban akamystic for the reason I last banned with...

I ban Dark Pixie for her unstructured, unorthodox banning methods

I ban AKA for not making his own siggy

I skip chalupa to ban akamystic, for long words do not make the perfect ban.

I ban Stealth for thinking of a random number and deciding 'Hey, I'm going to use that in a ban!'.

I ban dark pixie because i need more pie!

I ban Johnny because you will never experience pie again.