I ban Kriss because I've never banned him before. :P

I ban CD because it has been far too long since i have seen you around these waters.

I ban TF because he speaks the truth! :p

I ban Tib bc it's been far too long since I banned him.

I ban Kriss because he skipped me and banned poor Tib!

I ban CD because there is no mercy here... only bacon cheeseburgers with fries and a vanilla shake... I must go on a special mission now.

I ban Dead for letting out classified information.

I ban SOS for trusting Deadpool with classified information in the first place.

I ban Tiberius because I want to, that is MY reason.

I ban MA, for I smell a hint of madness in that ban. Just a tad more than usual.

I ban Tiberius for not reading the small print under my name, you should expect madness.

I ban MA for believing that madness and corruption are one in the same.

I ban Tiberius because madness is the corruption of sanity.

I was a sane boy once, but then I got better.

I ban MA for believing that there may have been sanity to begin with in a place like this.

I ban Tiberius for not remembering before his sanity corruption, before he was old enough to drink Rum.