I ban Dan for never giving me any juice of Pre

I ban Crest for being clever.

I ban Dan for resisting my power against noobs.

I ban you because powers against noobs do not affect non-noobs.

I ban Crest for taking control of the noobs.

I ban Jack for being one of those noobs.

I ban the Ban-master for calling me a noob, without the nessecary proof!

I ban Jack for being the newbish kinda noob. *points to join date*

I ban Jack for being a PROFESSIONAL noob. I ban Crest for discrimination.

I ban Witchdawkta Dan for giving me a compliment! Sort of..

I ban you for being morally backwards.

I ban the Witchdawkta for telling me I'm morally backwards, for you don't know what my morals are, do you?

I ban Jack for being morally backwards from Doc's norms...which really aren't that normal.

Yes, I do, for you wrote them on this bathroom wall. I ban Jack for forgetting that. I ban Crest for calling the good doctor abnormal.

I ban Crest for making perfect sense.