I ban Jack for reminding me of a little kid who has only a few teeth and can barely talk.

Then again, what else would a little kid who has only a few teeth and can barely talk remind me of?

I ban Davy for presuming the age of anybody.

I ban JS too!
 

I ban Davy for not specifing which he (Skip or Skirata) was DF talking about.

I ban TSC for being so picky, and adding a title to his ban.

I ban you again for typing a sentence that is confusing to read.

THOU ART A VILLAIN!

I ban DF because Villainy is an Art!!

I ban Davy for going Shakespearian upon us.

I also ban the 3 current onlline scrolly names. 4, if you count Davy's invisible one.

I ban TSC for thou art villainous enough to turn villainy into an art!!

I ban Davy for continuing upon his old ban, which was continued by Skirata, from your original ban about Villainy.

I ban Mr. Shipsteel for spelling Villainy wrong. uphail

I ban Mr. Villainy for critiquing my bans.

I ban Jack, because I prefer the term constructive criticism. Actually, I just prefer criticism.

I ban Davy for being critical of everybody, anybody, and nobody all at the same time.

PARADOX!

I ban Davy for his deconstructive criticism.

I ban Skiepy ferz seyin' the criztinzing was dekunstrucktive!

I ban Jack for not Skiperdooing Skiperdoo to ban me. For that, THOU ART A VILLAIN!

I will now commence to put this lighted grenade in your mouth.