I ban MA for that true statement... I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

I ban Tiberius for that dramatically bad ban.

I ban MA for continually failing to appreciate the quotes I so whimsically place in my bans.

I ban Tiberius for actually thinking whimsical things can exist in the Ban Game.

I ban MA because the perfect ban should be elegant and graceful, yet fierce and painful.

I ban Tiberus because his ban is ful of it.

I ban MA for being the last to join the ranks.

I ban Tiberius, because I was going to give him a sammich, but I'll think I'll eat it myself now...

It is an honour, Captain.

I ban MA for reaching that special place that Jack Sparrow was talking about.

I ban Tiberius because this special place feels all warm... And fuzzy...

Time to corrupt it!!

I ban MA.

That's my boy!

I ban Tiberius because I was a sane BOY once, but then I became a Mr.

I ban MA because I had always believed that his first name has always been Mr.

I ban Tiberius because Awesome is my first name, and my middle name, and my last name, and my nickname, and my occupation.

I ban MA because, if my memory serves, his occupation changed about 8 posts ago.