i ban anndreeuhh for not having one...

I ban everyone for having a ban-tacular time without me.

I ban Edward for making a blanket ban.

Im Ban Ukebec for having a Weird Name

i ban Swash for rhyming with squash.

I ban swash and zep.... Every chance I get!

I ban Jack for havcing 207 Posts

I ban swash cuz I never realized that I reached the 200 markWOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! and that 208 Posts now!

I ban Jack for lying about his Post Count.

I ban Swash for pointing that out.

I ban ed, for only I am allowed to defend myself..... it's a pride thing.

I ban Jack for having pride.

I ban ed for not having pride. HMF!

I ban Jack for not knowing that I secretly have pride.

I ban ed for keeping secrets, and keeping then good.