Granted. It's blood. Coming from you.

I wish for an apple.

Here ya go poisoned, wormy and delicious, I wish the game was up.

Granted, but you get framed for causing the crash and are banned forever.

I wish for a blue shirt.

Granted, and I put a nice red stain on it!

I wish to be a Scoundrel of the Seas!

Granted but 9999999 ship of the line come after ye.


I wish...um....yeah.

Granted, you get an error sign.

I wish for a guitar.

Granted, but but now you have no hands.

I wish POTCO was fixed.

Granted but now it crashes.

I wish for hands.

Ok, but they are in a box. And they arent your hands.

I wish for Chuck Norris to pwn me.

Granted, but your pwned so bad you explode.

I wish for a pool.

Ok, but there is no water in it.

I wish for this wsh to not be uncorrupted in a not anti un eveil kind of way.
( ^ Good luck! )

Granted, but you get nothing because you wish for a property of a wish, not an real wish.

I wish for M&Ms

Granted but you get the peanut kind and you have no teeth.

I wish for nothing

Granted, but you typo it to 'nothingness' and you are sent to any empty void for all eternity.

I wish for cheddar cheese.

Granted......but it's not aged properly and has an immature potty mouth.

I wish for a new ship to be added to POTC.