I ban Tiberius because I believe in bringing Awesomeness to everything I do, even being a noobanner.

How do you think I got promoted?

I ban MA for a question ban, a form of banning too low for someone of your rank. You still have much to learn.

I ban Tiberius because as a Ban Master I should expect to ask a question and have someone else go through the trouble of answering it.

I ban MA because you should never need to ask questions anymore. Example:

Noobanner: "Can I haz sammich?"

Ban Master: "Make me a sandwich."

I ban Tiberius.

Tiberius: "Why U ban meh?"

Mr. Awesome: "Because I want to."

I ban MA for failing to remember that my bans are elegant and graceful, but fierce and painful.

I ban Tiberius for a repeat ban, a form of banning too low for someone of your rank. You still have much to learn.

I ban MA because until SOS gets here, I have the power to ban how I please and still carry immense power with each one.

I ban Tiberius for having to pull the power card, well at least until an older Ban Master arrives to stop him.

I ban MA because his ban didn't make sense spiritually, ecumenically, or grammatically. Especially grammatically.

I ban Tiberius for banning me immediately after our discussion on repeat Bans with a repeat Ban.

Clever girl...

I ban MA for daring to bring in a quote from a movie where John Williams composes the music. If you're going to be banning in these waters, your quote's soundtrack better be a Zimmer one.

Don't you want to take a leap of faith?

What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea.

I think banning you is a great idea.

I ban Tiberius Fireskull.

I ban MA if he thinks that banning me in such a manner is a good idea, said idea must have been planted by a very unwise person.

I ban Tiberius.

What now? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?

Or you could surrender.