Granted, it's the Ruined Sloop which has 1 HP.

I wish for a large hot chocolate with whipped cream, dusted chocolate, and sprinkles in a cup made of pure gold.

Granted, but Andy rapels in and steals it.

I wish for a ice pack.

Granted, but it melts.

I wish that this game would just end (I'm interested to see what the response to that will be).

granted but an angry mob filled with people on this forum showed up at your front door armed with instead of the usual pitch forks and torches swords and rum bottles

i wish someone would post after me (crosses fingers)

Granted, but the wish council decides this wish is to stupid and revokes it.

I wish for a USB cord.

Granted But its broken.

I wish i had a lifetime supply of pizza

Granted but your livetime is cut very, very, short.

I wish for a movie.

You have no DVD player.

I wish for toxic rum.

Granted, but you drink it and die.

I wish Davy was resurrected.

Granted, but I kill him again.

I wish for shoes.

Granted, but their too small.

I wish to have the World Eater Blade. :(

Granted, but I use voodoo to make it wack u in the head then it comes to me.

I wish for magic.

Granted, but I stole your tickets to see the Harry Potter movie this week :D

I wish I could live forever....... :)

Granted, but I kill you before the wish express delivers it.

I wish for my movie tickets back.

Granted, but they become "Dust in the Wind" while a band plays that song. xD

I wish for SPAM made of squirrel meat... ;)