I ban Crest for not just banning the name Cluckie.

I ban Sven, now begone foul demon, your odor is killing me.

I ban Dog for smelling himself.

I ban Sven for not speaking the truth.

I ban the POF dog....

I ban the baked goods

I ban CCD!!!!!

I ban SOS!!!!!

I ban !`s....

I ban " `s "

I ban Acronyms. And as a preventative, I ban anyone who decides to ban me for banning acronyms. Lastly, I ban breakfast pastries that ban exclamation points!

I ban TSC!

I ban MP for randomly banning me. Specially since I wasn't logged in.

I throw in a random ban of my own. I ban the FAILED attempt at spamming me by Crest, Del, Dog and Grace. My methods are much more effective.

I ban SOS for becoming a target for noobs.