I ban Wacko Jacko, the n00b.

I ban Davy for not beating Jackie to the book.

I ban Davy for using an absurd nickname. Wackie Jackie, or in your case, Jackie Wackie is fine.

And a Noob ban! Another to go down..

I also ban Crest for I hope that it won't be published. Honestly, if it ever was, there would have to be a ban rule-book to go with it...

I ban Wacko Jacko for his typo.

I ban Davy for finding the error just before I edited.

And a Grammar-correction ban! Yet another..

I ban Jack for not knowing there already IS a ban rulebook.

Rules on Banning
Written under the alias of Kat Crestshot

I ban Crest for telling me off. Now, allow me to go check for the ban book in the Sailor's Yarn section!

I ban Crest for making Jack chase a nonexistent animal. In this case, a ban-book.

I ban Davy for allowing me to look through all of those forums, only to find out it's non-existent! You could've warned me! Geez..

I ban Jack for being.... Jack...

I ban Davy for doing the blame ban.

Yes, there's even a ban for that.

I ban Jack for making up bans.

I ban Davy for isn't the ban game all about just that? Making up reasons to ban others?

I ban Jack.

I ban davy for being boring.