I ban Sharktooth for not being happy that I'm back.

I ban Davy for expecting warm welcomes.

I ban Jack for not giving one.

I ban Davy for posting on the GTNATQFTLB thread after you posted on your story, thus making your story's new chapters less apparent!

I ban Jack for being impatient. The story will have ended by the end of winter break.

I ban Davy for being.... Davy.

I got nothing.

I ban Jack for expecting anything other than a good story. -_-

I ban Davy for I did expect presents and rum when you came back. I can take the story as a present, but I still need that rum.

I ban Jack for not making the rum tax earlier just to get to the rum.

I ban Crest for I could not be THAT harsh. I'm waiting to start in January, for guess what the most requested item in a pirate's Christmas Wish List is? And, of course, I can always raise the aforementioned items tax....

I ban Jack and Crest because he has tried to raise the rum taxes early.

Said that I needed to pay him 2 bottles in January, said something about I go overboard on the spoilers, ridiculous eh?

I ban Sharky for he best be getting ready. He does need to bring me a 3 barrel rum tax in January.

3 bottles!!!! Outrageous....

I be banning ye for that

I ban the sound of rum bottles in ye Ban Game...

Get out of here!

I ban Muffin for disliking rum. Rum Muffins trounce regular spam muffins.