I ban Davy for his double ban.

I ban Skipeedee for banning me for banning two times. Really? You can't come up with something better?

I ban Davy and Stealthy for awakening the Seven Great Banners. The banners whom ever since the beginning have sucessfully gratified the power for each of us to ban one another. Without them, our bans are useless.

I ban Skype for his gibberish.

I ban Sharky, because I didn't use any gibberish.

I ban Skype because that's what it reminded me of.

I ban Sharky for not grasping the true meaning of gibberish.

I ban Skype because I might not, but yours was a loose example.

I ban Sharky. What did I say that was gibberish?

Oit komoishlop viggly.

That's "I ban you." in gibberish.

I ban Davy because It's time to get a new thread.

I ban Skiperdoo because we need to wait until 1,000 posts.

I ban Davy for also being fluent in gibberish.

I ban Davy and Sharky because it already started!!!!